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A little over a year ago, I shared my recipe for my beloved Brown Butter Cinnamon Rolls on The Takeout. Since that…
Allison Robicelli
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Allison Robicelli is The Takeout staff writer, a former professional chef, author of three books, and The People's Hot Pocket Princess. Questions about recipes/need cooking advice? Tweet @Robicellis.
Oct 22
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Today I had to kill one of my darlings in the kitchen, which is supremely irritating. It’s for the best, of course, b…
Oct 21
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McDonald’s soft serve machines are such a joke that I don’t even need to come up with something funny to say about…
Oct 20
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There was much to quibble about during the most recent episode of The Great British Baking Show, like Linda’s Star…
Oct 19
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There are three things that can be found inside the walls of an old house: vermin, corpses, or incredibly cool shit.…
Oct 19
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Grab a box of tissues, folks, because by the time you’re done reading this story, you’ll have at least one tear…
Oct 19
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Week four of The Great British Baking Show is always pretty lousy, because the first three episodes of the season…
Oct 16
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In honor of Canadian Thanksgiving, The Takeout is celebrating the nation’s culinary contributions all week long. We…
Oct 15
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New York City feels like it’s home to people from every country on earth, and yet I, born in raised in Gotham, did…
Oct 15
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If you’re getting tired of your neighborhood getting battered by hurricanes, swarmed by locusts, or spontaneously bur…
Oct 14
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Back in my day, Catholic kids were forced to live under the wrathful eye of God who judged everything we did, just…
Oct 14
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Last week, Kraft became too sexy for this earth, too sexy for this earth, so sexy it hurt. The company launched a…
Oct 13
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Pink pineapples are a thing now. Look at that gorgeous picture and take it in. Focus on your breath. What does this…
Oct 13
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What is a fast food joint, even, without its very own signature sauce? McDonald’s has its world famous “top secret”…
Oct 12
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Another day, another TikTok video making me feel like a goddamn fool. Know how long I’ve been making eggs? A…
Oct 12
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I love Pabst Blue Ribbon so freaking much that I’ve been sober for over five years. I love cannabis, because it…
Oct 12
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Update, October 12, 2020: Wow, turns out that Shaq must have as much appeal as he ever did (as if there were any…
Oct 12
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The Great British Baking Show is as much a mental health routine as it is a competition show, and Bread Week is a…
Oct 7
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It all started during our recent Takeout Draft of pumpkin spice-flavored items. The final round of the draft was…
Oct 4
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After watching the season premiere about six (okay, 14) times, I’ve begun to suspect we’re on the precipice of the…