Jezebel Olympics Day 7: Selena Gomez Stans Do Not Come When You Call Them
As an internet writer (that’s how I start every sentence), I know that accidentally enraging or titillating a rabid group of Zayn Malik or Ariana Grande fans is surprisingly easy to do—just write something vaguely, maybe unintentionally rude about their patron saint. Monday’s competition was about activating a group…
Court Overturns Conviction of Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey
The murder conviction of Brendan Dassey, one of the defendants depicted in Netflix’s documentary series Making a Murder, has been overturned, according to the Associated Press. A U.S. District Court judge ordered that he be released from custody within 90 days.
How Were Jack and Rose Fucking in That Car?
Welcome to Titanic Thursday. It is what it sounds like—a day to talk about the 1997 Academy Award-winning film Titanic.
Jezebel Olympics Day 3: How About We Recall a Few Bravolebrities?
The only reason this blog post isn’t called Let’s Remember Some Wives is because Samer Kalaf threatened legal action.
Congrats America, You Have Another Third Candidate
BuzzFeed News reports, and several other sources have confirmed, that a third candidate—an anti-Trump Republican—is set to declare his candidacy on Monday. This news will either blow up the entire election season, that has thus far been a festival of fuck ups, or do nothing much at all.


