I’m with you there, buddy. (I’m like...huh..not sure I needed to know that, and now something important has been deleted to make room in my brain)
Yeah man, OWN that shit! :)
I’ve done way more word processing then I care to admit. I have never found a word processor that does anything nearly as well as Word. If you need to have complete control over the formatting of your document to submit your thesis (hundreds of footnotes, hundreds of pages, tables of contents and citations that change…
Wow, do I have news for you. Literally everyone uses software they hate for work that is insecure and generally shitty. Word is arguably one of the least infuriating that I run into. Sure, technically Google Docs is an alternative, but receiving phishing emails designed to look like links to Google Docs is just as…
Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.
Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.
For my money, that should be the next Lion King movie! I’d rather enjoy minimal narration and impressive visuals than Simba whining.
“How do you turn this damn thing off?”
I’m not sure if they use it for this yet, but this would seem to very easily be used to track how quickly lines are moving for rides. Currently, they randomly hand people a red card on a lanyard that is used to track how quickly people move through the line. If MagicBands can accurately track movement, this lanyard…
We were evacuated, and a few minutes later, I got a picture on my phone. It was an empty raft sliding down Splash Mountain, taken at precisely the moment I was walking down the emergency stairwell.
Holy shit god damn.
Lol, Eggs Mayhem sounds like some kind of extreme omelette.
“Weeping Angel” is a direct Doctor Who reference and perfectly applied (it’s advancing when you aren’t looking at it.) The name rocks.
Every time he reaches for his unsecured phone, a secret service agent gets to give him a noogie, purple-nurple or wedgie. Agent’s choice.
For a guy who says he has a world class luxurious lifestyle, he sure skimps on phones. And suits. And clothes. And personal care.
I’m new to logic but isn’t this kind of maybe sorta exactly the same thing he gave shit to Clinton about with that whole email scandal?
Between drone deliveries and the repeated insistence that driver-less long-haul trucking is just over the horizon, the tech industry is, like, obsessively committed to putting people in the shipping and delivery industry out of a job. I mean, WTF, did a UPS driver run over your mom or something?
So the driver is trapped in the truck — feeding package pellets to a drone —- dreaming of being able to walk (outside) the package to the customer door.