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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Drew Magary’s out this week, and you know what that means.

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Drew Magary’s out this week, and you know what that means.

So imagine my surprise when I logged onto Deadspin last night and found that serial child abuser Drew Magary was participating on Chopped. That due to some combination of threatening the producers with a kitchen knife and Shibbolethian fecal rituals, he had managed to convince them that he knew how to cook a piece of…
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Hello. My name is Chris Kluwe, and for eight years I was the punter for the Minnesota Vikings. In May 2013, the Vikings released me from the team. At the time, quite a few people asked me if I thought it was because of my recent activism for same-sex marriage rights, and I was very careful in how I answered the…