It will forever amaze me what people can do with a cut off wheel, a welder, and an imagination that has no limits.
Deeply, profoundly troubling situation for anyone who cares about the rights and health of women and the future of American Buddhism. Very grateful that Jezebel had the courage to investigate and publish this piece, and I hope it emboldens the survivors—of which there are way too many— to tell their stories, which…
One time in 2016 Keenan and I went to Flats Fix and drank margaritas and he told me everything about [REDACTED] and how [REDACTED], including [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. It was then that I realized he not only liked but TRUSTED me, the most true honor. Keenan, sorry I missed your…
I’ve enjoyed your work here and all over the Gawkerverse, Brendan. And my god, that photo with Kelly above... what a gem. Best of luck ahead, looking forward to reading whatever at wherever comes next!
Er, how does one answer the phone incorrectly, pray tell?
Brendan, for dunking on Milo along with a bunch of other DSA members, I will forever be in your debt. That was a genuinely amazing moment.
I used to know a guy who called his old hearse his ‘vampire camper’.
It wasn’t unusual to see one of the movie stars stalking around Santa Fe wearing what he probably imagined was local garb: an absurdly fringed leather jacket, a precarious 10-gallon hat, gleaming boots looking like six months of someone’s salary.
I’m from Albuquerque, and I used to joke that you could always tell the transplants because they were old, white, short hair, and decked out head to toe in turquoise shit. Santa Fe was always the worst: people think it’s this portal to another dimension and rarely venture beyond the Plaza. Which is too bad, because…
despite having never tried a case
The only realistic answer to how to remove a federal judge is murder, to be honest. Since 1789, a grand total of eight judges have actually been removed by the proper process. Barring a judge being caught doing something incredible illegal or incredibly corrupt, there’s virtual zero chance that any judge is going to…
Thank you for the post. Jezebel pursued an open secret story inside of an industry that’s incredibly male dominated and where misogynist views (women aren’t and can’t be funny) still exist. The nature of CK’s comedy added icky complexity to the endeavor. Strong CK defenders (outside the comedy world) are to CK what…
More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.
Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…
Sorry to be narcissistic, but someone took this video of me saying goodbye to Emma and I think it’s really sweet.
Kellyanne - When you say, “Collusion? No. We don’t have that yet,” it implies that we will eventually. You might want to refrain from using “yet” in future bullshit sessions.
Someone should just create an interview bot to fill in for Kellyanne Conway and the not quite a Nazi, but wishes he were guy. Gorka’s could just repeat variations of “Donald Trump is an alpha male. I am an alpha male. Our penises are like locomotives made of gorillas”. It would save everyone a lot of time and energy.
Kara Brown is white.
And both of them are firmly of the belief that Obama’s farts turn frogs gay.