A Beautique spinoff is inevitable and I am here for it.
I miss Rey.
Curt Schilling, former Red Sox pitcher and possibly an adult who does not grasp the concept of object permanence, had questions when Orioles outfielder Adam Jones said he was the target of racial slurs at a May 1 game at Fenway Park. Jones respectfully said, in an interview published Tuesday, that Schilling didn’t…
I’m nothing if not predictable. After seeing a tweet that contained an image of what appeared to be a Golden Girls-themed version of the classic board game Clue, I went into a brief frenzy and began a search to prove its authenticity.
She has a naked cat named ‘Grandma Wrinkles’. At the very least she might not take herself as seriously as some of the other ladies.
Not that I’m a fan of Tre, at all, but isn’t stuff like this pretty chickenshit in the grand scheme of things? As a citizen, I don’t feel less safe that someone on supervised release or whatever is still the same shitty driver they always were, if that’s not what they were in for.
I beg your pardon Kara, but the correct pronunciation is “lawr”.
Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.
From what I can tell, when you have kids, you pretty much accept the fact that there’s going to be a mess somewhere at some point. Especially if you bring them into your car.
There is not much to this story (the Page Six piece is only 87 words long), but it’s created such a wonderfully bonkers image in my mind—one that feels like something out of a movie from 1998—that I want nothing more than to spread the love and give your morning a little loony joy.
I had to share a room and bathroom with a random asshole for almost 17 years. I mean, sure, she’s my sister, but she was a sloppy bitch that made me miserable from the day my parents brought her home from the hospital.
It may solve some problems but will definitely cause others. I went to boarding school. There no way you can put hormonal , nonrelated teenagers of various genders in the same house and expect a whole lot of sex, both consensual and coerced, not to happen. I don’t care if they have floor parents. On several occasions…
And very telling that’s she’s just as maniacal sober! Love her
It was very telling that our Doris stayed sober all day to hammer Sonja.
I’m the fucking loser who wrote on her Instagram that I love her style and would a QVC clothing line from her.
It’s a new season, but the same old tops.
Ken Rosenthal has a story on Yankees shortstop Didi Gregorius wowing his new teammates with his defensive prowess, which is especially impressive considering they've had a pylon at short for the last two decades. But the real gold comes from Alex Rodriguez, who gives his impressions of Gregorius in pure scouting…
The scene: Kenney Gym in Urbana, Ill. A winter's evening in 1996. University High School trailing DeLand-Weldon 57-50 with 38 seconds to go. A skinny kid from Uni, No. 22, knocks down a three-pointer. Then, after a foul and a missed free throw the other way, he nails another one. DeLand-Weldon makes a free throw,…