This weekend Miley Cyrus sang her old Disney song “See You Again” ten years after its release, restoring order to pop culture and the USA.

Yesterday, actress Amber Tamblyn published a New York Times op-ed stemming from her Twitter feud with actor/broflake James Woods. Recap: James Woods said Tamblyn’s friend Armie Hammer’s upcoming movie about a gay relationship between a 17-year-old and a 24-year-old “chip[s] away at the last barriers of decency”;…

Donald Trump retweeted a video of himself whacking Hillary Clinton in the back of the head with a golf ball. 

The cohabitants Trump interacted on Friday when Melania furnished a public introduction, referring to him as “my husband.”

Jennifer Aniston–the Jennifer Aniston who says “holy crap!”–keeps it saucy for this Harper’s Bazaar interview. Like a celebrity tanning naked in the driveway at wine o’clock, she raps with Amy Sedaris (her friend; omg) on communing with the dead, knocking down walls on a whim, and vitamins vitamins vitamins! while…

An absolute shitstorm hit the BBC newsroom this week. By now we know of their well-publicized #cheesecakegate, which erupted into a series of tweets and office memorandums from a case of office cheesecake pilfering, including the following death threat:

After opening yesterday to only $3.1 million, mother! has gotten an “F” rating on CinemaScore, both an indication of a terrible opening and a kind of badge of honor. “It’s very hard to get an F,” a studio executive told me. “Audiences are usually more forgiving than critics.” It’s hard enough to get an “F” that the…

Update 10:44PM: Maybe not. CNN has published a statement from White House spokeswoman Lindsay Walters, denying the claims reported this afternoon by the Wall Street Journal:

Today the California legislature signed a bill which would give it “sanctuary state” status, lending more clarity to the term which has been left (sometimes intentionally) fuzzy.

The “Cash Me Outside” girl (the 2017 version of the “I’m Gonna Have a Baby” teen) Danielle Bregoli has signed a multi-million dollar record deal with Atlantic, TMZ reports. As someone who rose to fame as fodder for Dr. Phil’s stock formula in which he encourages a minor from a dysfunctional low-income household to do…

It’s celebrity feuds like this which plunge me into the throes of claps and clap-backs, and, when finally subsided, leave me wondering: who am I? What were my core beliefs prior to reading this story?  

On this date ten years ago, September 10th, 2007, in the depths of the Simon Cowell era, Chris Crocker broadcast his howls of pain out through our desktops, with his creation “Leave Britney Alone!,” which briefly pierced the internet’s cold black heart. Crocker posted on the day following Britney’s infamously limp and…

Just hours after Friday’s announcement that Fox News host Eric Bolling would be leaving the network, following several accusations of unsolicited sexting, Bolling’s son Chase was found dead in Boulder, Colorado of unknown causes. Yashar Ali, who first reported Eric Bolling’s alleged misconduct in April, initially…

As reported yesterday, tens of thousands are lining up for shelters in Florida where Hurricane Irma is making landfall. 6.5 million residents (a third of the state) have now been ordered to evacuate. Last night in Tallahassee, Governor Rick Scott sent a grim message at a press conference: “This is your last chance to…

George Clooney ripped into Steve Bannon at the Toronto Film Festival on Friday and threw in a bunch of foul language which is totally out of left field for George Clooney, and I kind of like this streak. Thank you, Entertainment Weekly, for this:

On Friday, an endearingly awkward New England acoustic rock musician wondered on Twitter whether Nicki Minaj would like him if they ever met. She got back to him–and with one of his song lyrics!

6.3 million Floridians were under mandatory evacuation orders as of this morning in preparation for Hurricane Irma, which Florida governor Rick Scott is calling “a deadly, deadly storm surge.” Irma pummeled the Caribbean late Friday night as a Category 5 storm, claiming the lives of at least 24 people and leaving a…

If you ever walk into a high school classroom where there’s an empty chair and a camera crew rolling, you can bet your Lunchables that Barack Obama’s in the house. Yesterday, our old buddy-in-chief B.O. dropped in on a McKinley Technology High School class in Washington, D.C. because, what the heck, somebody told him…

We already know from the movies that at any moment, we will wake from our cozy reality to discover ourselves geriatric prisoners having spent our lives at the hands of robots who force feed us ice cream to an ironically chipper 1950's jingle. Do we really need a reminder?

The Telegraph’s tremendous profile of Sharon Osbourne describes what it’s like to be married to a person who vacillates between a rhinoceros off his meds and Jabba the Hutt on a good day. I subscribed for the Telegraph’s 30-day free trial for this article, so here, for you, are the facts: