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A Japanese fashion magnate, who has booked an all-civilian SpaceX flight ‘round the moon for 2023, has now announced…

Early Wednesday morning, a would-be gas heist-master in Griffin, Georgia bungled a gasoline theft after drilling…

The Irish Parliament today held a hearing on Facebook’s treatment of subcontracted content moderators—the thousands…

Judge Jeffrey Middleton, a rising YouTube star who hosts a live chat during Zoom court, brusquely dismissed a ding…

Did you know that former edgelord president Donald J. Trump is now an edgelord blogger? Most people do not,…

Content creator Merriam-Webster reigns in glorious relevance: the dictionary is auctioning off its definition of…

In an open letter, forty-four attorneys general have beseeched Mark Zuckerberg to mercifully stop the company’s…

A viral TikTok video has revived the search for Sofia Juárez, a woman who was kidnapped in 2003, just before turning…

Elon Musk, richer than God and therefore a trusted source of investment advice for mortals, has pivoted now to offer…

TikTok, a gathering place for the victims of moldavite’s curse and misfired hexes, is now also your source for…

Last year, in a feat of astonishing greed, Uber, Lyft, and DoorDash poured $200 million into buying a law that…

If you can bring yourself to wear a diamond that doesn’t represent a shaved-down bit of the planet’s finite supply,…

An international task force has shut down a large-scale dark web child sexual abuse platform, along with several…

Within a week, Basecamp’s loathed no-politics-at-work rule has escalated to a mass exodus. This afternoon, reporter…

Joe Rogan would like you to know that he’s an idiot (a “fucking moron,” in fact) and nobody should listen to his…

Boris Johnson, British prime minister who’s been passing out his deets like a sloppy rando at last call, has left…

A Jean-Michel Basquiat has possibly averted annihilation by NFT. Earlier this week, a seller who only identified…

A bootstrap Amazon unionization effort is underway in Staten Island, and lo and behold, Amazon is firing up the…

In a coming-of-age tale for the 21st century, Disaster Girl—the cherubic 4-year-old whose criminal grin in front of…

When did we find ourselves on a musical hamster wheel? Slowly, over years, with every daily Spotify playlist, my…