Jason Torchinsky
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)
8:45 AM

Somewhere, there’s a parallel universe where they’re developing autonomous vehicles like we are, but instead of advanced computers and cameras and sensors they’re genetically engineering giants who move your car around like a kid playing with Hot Wheels and you just shout to them where you want to go.

8:45 AM

I bet if I told you that today I was going to post a picture of an open-topped classic car with someone suggestively bent over the car, ass on full display, this is not the image you would have pictured in your head.

8:45 AM

I miss the days when wealthy, gigantic dogs could afford to buy Goliath GP700s and hire well-dressed chauffeurs to drive them around.