It’s things like this that convince me I can probably speak Dutch if I just talk sorta funny. “Dat is de Simca 1500?” Are they kidding? 

Happy Monday! It’s the start of a new week, and if there’s a better way to begin a week than with a picture of a somber-faced woman in hot pants and leather boots about to do some deeply strange things to a Zastava 750 (an Eastern Bloc version of a Fiat 600 with a slightly bigger engine) then I sure as hell don’t know…

It’s Friday! The day we all traditionally like to dress up, get into our cars, drive out into the woods and find a young wood nymph or forest sprite and tell them all about the latest big, heavy books we’ve been reading! Just park anywhere and set out a bowl of honey-infused pixie-water and they’ll show up, then you…

I heard the original plan was to go with an ad that referenced the scouring powder that comes in the can that’s the same color green as the parmesan cheese instead of the astronomical phenomenon. I guess this was a better choice.