Jason Torchinsky
jasontorch
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)
2/14/20
8:45 AM
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Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! I can think of no better way to express it than with a picture of a Chevy LUV, the only mass-produced vehicle ever named after that most powerful of human emotions, luv, perhaps only second to the even more powerful emotion known as “wuv.” And maybe “wust.”

2/12/20
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I was going to make fun of that couple from this 1967 SEAT 850 Coupe brochure because they’re looking into that trunk like there’s a newborn baby in there, but then I really looked at that trunk and realized holy shit, that is one well-packed trunk! It’s perfect! Not a cubic whatever of wasted space! Make room, señor

2/11/20
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I don’t know exactly what’s going on here with these guys and that Nissan Urvan, but that guy in orange is making me think maybe I should alert the authorities. Damn that dude looks shifty! What’s in those boxes? Genetically modified baby condors that shit opium? Cold cuts made from some famous pop star everyone

2/10/20
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Hey, Timmy, what the hell is taking so long with that luggage? Lift with your back, you little jerk! Chop chop, we don’t have all day! And watch those golf clubs—I got them on eBay from a guy who knew Lyle Alzado in college. Idiot.