As a kid, when my mom was on the phone I’d go to the fridge and take Brick Tamland-style chomps out of the Land-O-Lakes. I must have had the highest cholesterol for a seven-year-old in the damn state.
I DEFINITELY ate a sunflower seed husk or two or many.
My parents initially did not like kiwifruit because the fuzzy brown skin has terrible mouthfeel. It’s not their fault, it was the 1970s in interior New England — they had never seen kiwifruit before.
I one time did the edamame one :(
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.
i love bees
seems blue imo
Did you machine generate this?
Hugh Johnston, the CFO of PepsiCo, has been Twitter’s top soda guy since April 8, 2016. But nearly 1.5 years later, Twitter has lost its big soda smarts to Microsoft. “Thrilled to join the Board of Microsoft (Nasdaq “MSFT” @microsoft),” announced Johnston in a tweet, “a company I have long admired.”
Psst, you, over there.
There’s an extremely good cat in my apartment
This week, several more CEOs of major corporations resigned from the White House’s Manufacturing Council, citing concerns with President Trump’s conduct and policies. For those looking to all the other CEOs to rise up as moral beacons: Look elsewhere.
you okay, man?
cool concept haha!!!
The idea that viewers have been abandoning ESPN because they don’t like its liberal politics is so obviously factually untrue that it becomes impossible to dismiss. It is worthless as an explanation in precisely the same way that interviews with Trump supporters about their policy preferences are worthless as…
Lol. No one cares about your sex life. Not even the people you fuck. Though you do win two awards: 1) The guy who tries too hard 2) World’s most boring boss
say that word glafen abroad like the stiff, leather-be-clothen honey you are, mi Hudson
Are tech. Unless you are talking about this guy:
Last week, TMZ reports, unidentified burglars broke into the unoccupied home of singer Alanis Morissette and made off with $2 million worth of jewelry. No one was harmed.
A few days after the election I had this thought: “If you told me 10 years ago today that the Cubs would win the World Series one week and the next, the Donald would be elected president, I would have believed that. It sounds depressing enough to be completely true.”