I LOVE Magic Johnson as a player, but can you imagine his slow ass trying to guard KD?
While we’ve got more than our fair share of problems in California, you couldn’t pry me away from here. Very proud of our Democratic representatives right now, particularly Jerry Brown. Stand strong and keep fighting the good fight, Californians will keep pushing for a cleaner, collaborative and more compassionate…
Conservatives are all about states rights.
The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye.
“Flat Earther Does Something Dumb.”
On a team like this where he can’t be doubled, he’s basically not fair.
I just can’t get over how he can do everything - shoot from anywhere on the floor, slash, defend, - and he’s 7 damn feet tall!!! He had that jumphook where her released the ball at like, 12 feet. And not many 7-footers in history could drain a clutch pull-up three in transition. I could be wrong. But KD is near…
KD is the scariest player of all time.
I wanna touch Kyle Korver!
Bruce Lee ended all talk of that.
At seven inches long and 1.75 inches in diameter, it’s certainly not going to fit into your jeans pocket. At least not without looking… odd.
Who are you Mary Jane McWeedy??
I don’t know the rules, but that last rep seemed legit to me.
Fuck everything Cleveland. That is all.
His over-inflated ego.
I’m curious what he’s carrying around to necessitate cargo shorts.
Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun.
“Coming through, coming through. Make way!” “Yes? What is it you have to say to the group of prominent world leaders?” “I just need to be in the front, because I’m the best.”
More raisist than sexist but whatever.
Robbins casually going back to smoking his pipe with his NPR face is what slays me.