Ellen DeGeneres’s unfortunate commitment to “pranks” means that at some point she’s gonna piss you off by tormenting one of your favorite celebrities. Here it is for me.
Help! The teens are out of control, by which I mean they’re more in control and boring than they’ve ever been!
Without revealing too much, let’s say that every one of us has had that dark moment where one wonders if an inanimate object can, perhaps, be used for sex. Answers, however, tend to vary—for instance, people with penises probably shouldn’t attempt sex with a five-pound weight.
Like scores of other women who have dared spoken in public, Chicago radio host Julie DiCaro has been getting complaints about her voice on her show 670 The Score.
On Thursday, Lady Gaga canceled her performance at Brazilian music festival Rock in Rio, citing debilitating pain. On Monday, she announced that she’d be unable to continue on the European leg of her World Tour because of “physical and mental health struggles.”
On Wednesday, a total of eight deaths at the Rehabilitation Center at Hollywood Hills in Florida were reported, after a tree knocked over by Irma broke the transformer powering the nursing home’s air conditioner.
In May, two of five children of the YouTube celebrity couple DaddyOFive and MommyOFive, Heather and Michael Martin, were removed from their custody after authorities were alerted to videos that depicted abusive behavior labeled as “pranks.” On Monday, the couple was sentenced to five years probation.
On Thursday, three former employees filed a gender discrimination suit against against Google in San Francisco Superior Court, over pay and promotion discrepancies between their male and female employees.
On Wednesday, Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi announced that they had reached a deal to save the DACA program and the 800,000 people enrolled in it during a productive dinner with President Donald Trump. On Thursday morning he set those claims on their ear in his traditional style: with tweets.
Sister Margaret Ann has a chainsaw and she’s sick of all this hurricane horseshit.
Donald Trump is well-known for appointing completely unqualified people for government positions. The same can be true, unsurprisingly, about his appointed ambassadors. The State Department, in turn, is boasting their completely irrelevant accomplishments.
Bill O’Reilly was finally ousted from Fox News in April, due to the many sexual harassment allegations circling over his bloated, animatronic carcass. He’s had some time to reflect on what happened, and it sounds like he saw it coming.
The Mean Girls musical is full swing, and now there’s a promo featuring The Plastics in all their stage-ready glory.
Brie Larson’s directorial debut Unicorn Store premiered at the Toronto Film Festival this week. She also starred in it. Did you know this woman is Captain Marvel too?
Louis C.K. is currently promoting his new film I Love You, Daddy, which tells the story of a powerful man whom a lot of people suspect is a sexual predator. Why would C.K. of all people make such a film? Who knows?
It was taking awhile to get Patty Jenkins signed on to direct the sequel to mega-hit Wonder Woman, with rumors circulating that Jenkins and Warner Bros were in a bit of a stand off over what she should be paid. On Monday, she closed the deal. Baby, she is getting paaaaid.
So this is how I die.