Olympic German Twins Get Roasted By Their Own Country For Crossing the Finish Line Holding Hands

Twin runners Lisa and Anna Hahner represented Germany in the Olympic marathon on Tuesday. They placed far behind the winner by about 21 minutes, and supposedly fifteen minutes behind their usual marathon times, at 81st and 82nd place. They decided to make the best of the situation and hold hands like the loving twins…
Amber Heard's Lawyers Retract Statement Claiming She's 'Vindicated in the Public Court of Opinion'
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have settled their divorce after a series of increasingly ugly videos and photos were leaked that showed Depp in a pretty negative light no matter how you slice it.
Anna Paquin Joins Cast of Alias Grace to Get Murdered
The new adaptation of Margaret Atwood’s Alias Grace has found its Nancy Montgomery in Anna Paquin, who is certainly no stranger to televised blood and gore.
Aetna Is Jettisoning Almost All Its Options Under the Affordable Care Act
Aetna is currently in a legal battle over it’s attempted take over of Humana, which the U.S. Justice Department says would violate anti-trust laws. In the midst of that, they’ve also decided to cut ties with the Affordable Care Act in 68.9 percent of the counties where that health coverage is offered. It’s a big year…
Leslie Jones Pays It Forward on Twitter by Creating a Hashtag for Gabby Douglas
It wasn’t too long ago that Leslie Jones was being harassed off Twitter by creeps who can’t stand to see her shine. Since then, she’s garnered the support and attention of Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, and is now helping another beleaguered super star: Gabby Douglas.
The Rest of New York Wants to Remind L Train Riders that Commuting Generally Sucks
Since the MTA started threatening to shut down the L train to make repairs on damage from Hurricane Sandy, there’s been a flurry of panic from some of the the wealthier residents of Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Now the date is set, and they just can’t believe that they’ll have to get on a crowded hourlong bus ride every…
An Olympic Diving Team Has Broken Up Over an Alleged Fuck Fest
People are collectively fascinated by the sex lives of Olympians. They’re generally in peak physical condition, young, and confined to a village together for weeks. One particular story has surfaced as the naughty gossip of Rio 2016, and it’s a bizarre melange of sex-shaming, narcing, and being a truly shitty roommate.
Comedy Central Cancels The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore
The great minds controlling late night programming have struck again, cutting a show that often dedicated itself to social commentary rather than prioritizing desk bits that focus on bad singing.
Is It Over?
If you haven’t heard, Tom Hiddleston is on Instagram. Guess who he took a hot second to follow?
New Report Suggests More Than Half of Women in Advertising Have Faced Sexual Harassment
Who would have guessed that an industry like advertising would have a problem with sexism? Now that’s sarcasm, Donald Trump.
Amy Schumer Convinced Goldie Hawn to Join Her Movie By Being a 'Psycho'
Goldie Hawn is making her first movie in 15 years. It’s with Amy Schumer, who is nothing if not persistent.

