I’m going to give you a star for this one
If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.
Goddamn this was painful to watch. Throwing in the questionable offensive PI, and a fairly ticky tack hold on the drive makes it even worse. I’ll admit, the defensive PI we benefited from looked like an uncatchable ball. However, those two offensive penalties cost us 20 yards, and certainly cost us some clock.
I realize that this is a very sad thing to say if you’re reading this as a fan of a halfway functional team — the Lions feel different this year, and this was one of the worst dickpunches I can remember. This was actually worse than 0-16 because with 0-16, well shit, it was clearly the deserved result.
But at what point is it considered a catch by Tate? He gets the ball in one fluid motion while falling into the endzone. During that time, the defenders hand comes off his shoulder. If Tate had lost the ball as he fell into the endzone, they would’ve called an incomplete pass. However, because he didn’t, they count it…
So when we have the inevitable change which will be called the Golden Tate rule, that should put the Lions at #1 for rule changes named for which of their player’s got fucked by the correct call.
I think it’s a good rule but I’ll bite. You said you know that it’s to avoid giving teams a free time out, so what would you do to change it? You can’t get rid of it, and even in a hurry up setting it takes a out ten seconds to get everyone to the line and set the ball.
When I once told that to my sister, she said, “You mean I don’t have to use all those moisturizers and facial products to keep my skin looking good? I should just drink as much water as you do? I think you should market your [stupid water drop things] as a beauty product.”
#TomBradyThinks Hurricane Harvey is the result of too many processed sugars.
Wait, this motherfucker is coming for my moisturizers and facial products now? TAWMMY GET YA FAHKIN PAWS OFF MY CHERRY BLOSSOM SERUM I SWEAH TO FAHKIN GAWD
We, as a society, have missed out on an entire decade of “Tom Brady is dumber than a box of rocks” stories and I feel robbed.
#TomBradyThinks Christopher Reeve really just needed an organic, vegan diet.
This feels like a Twitter thing that should happen. #TomBradyThinks
You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.
How would he classify water he drinks out of the toilet when no one’s looking? You think we don’t see you, Tom? We see you. You know better...Bad boy, Tom...Baaaaaad.
Mars is better than Saturn because Curiosity is full of so much can’t-quit. And you can pretty much insert this whole list right after Venus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_potentially_habitable_exoplanets
Venus should be dead last. It’s a garbage planet that looks like Earth’s Global Warming worst case scenario.
Mercury (9) is criminally under-ranked. How cool is Mercury? —>