In the same vein, Andre Miller was already old in college.
D-Will had multiple ankle injuries and played a whole season on said injuries to please ungrateful Brookln Nets teams... thats why.
I’m their same age too.
I miss watching Old Andre Miller back down and score on some young jamokes in the post.
I swear I heard Brad Stevens yell at his guys after one of these: “He goes right every time!”
How are Deron and Lebron nearly the same age (James is six months younger) and Williams looks like he drank from the wrong fucking Holy Grail?
I made an entire bowl of brownie batter and ate it thirty minutes before a soccer game because I was hungry. It was not a fun game.
I ate 22 one-dollar McDonald’s cheeseburgers, went to track practice, finished, and then ate a California burrito.
The thing I did in my youth which disgusts me the most now, thinking back on it, was when at age 16, I drank an entire gallon of 2% milk over the course of about 4 hours. Not as a challenge or anything, I just kept being thirsty, and milk was hitting the spot that day. A cup of milk today is enough to make me feel a…
After summer double-header baseball games in the Houston heat/humidity, our team would venture over to the local Bennigans and each order two servings of their fried cheese. 14 pieces in total. Each person. I can barely touch them anymore.
The worst was when we had a couple of hours to kill between games as this meal…
Oh god, back in high school I used to eat at least 1 sleeve of Oreos after dinner. And I was somehow in shape enough to start both ways on our football team.
At 15 I played soccer 7 days a week in fall, then ran distance track in spring. During the summer virtually every day I played tennis, water skied, and/or rode my bike for miles. At the time, pizza was a singular word: instead of having a slice of pizza, I’d have a pizza. As a snack, out with friends. After dinner.
Hey - you re-used the team photo of the Nets roster!!!
Friend used to get a 50 piece nugget and a jumbo fry at McDonalds. I am not even sure if a “Jumbo Fry” was a real thing, but they knew him and when he ordered it they would charge him some nominal amount and serve him a large sized drink cup full of french fries. He would finish all the nuggets and about half the…
I worked at a Little Caesar’s for about a year (hot tip: don’t do that) as a 15-year-old. Between the deals on pizza, the free slices and occasional free crazy bread, it was very easy to spend not much money and eat a metric fuck tonne (this being Canada and all).
There was a Pizza Hut not far from my high school that had an all-you-can-eat pizza bar at lunch. It was like $3.95 or something, plus an extra buck or so for soda. During finals week, the place would be packed with pimple-faced doofuses like me, all wearing shirts and ties—mine was an all-boys Catholic…
I didn’t pass 100lbs until in my 20s. I was 6' tall by age 17. My diet most days consisted of Mountain Dew, Doritos, candy, ice cream, and everything else unhealthy. I averaged 3 or 4 20 ounce mountain dews a day.
Typical high school day: Every morning at the 7-11 next to school, I’d fill one of those giant reusable mugs that you could fill for a buck with basically a liter and a half of Coke. Sometimes would get a greasy breakfast sammich. My lunch would invariably be junk from the vending machines and/or a soft pretzel. After…
Took down about half of a 32 oz Rice Krispy Treat sheet and maybe 3 or 4 slices of pizza when I was 18 or 19. Not a good night in my bathroom.
Freshman year of college, Thanksgiving Break. Me and some buddies were going to get together at my childhood home to watch some RIVALRY FOOTBALL. Planned on like 10 guys coming. Only 2 showed.