Ashley Feinberg

1/29/19

Has Trump Seen Jared Naked?

Today we’re talking about Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, and more.

5/24/17

Sean Spicer, Remember When You Were Happy?

White House press secretary and noted gumboy Sean Spicer hasn’t been having a very good time. Melania (allegedly) hat…

5/19/17

Rudy Giuliani Forgot 9/11('s Effect on Commercial Air Travel)

Yesterday morning, Rudy Giuliani—America’s mayor, Donald Trump’s current cybersecurity advisor, and a race-baiting…

4/19/17

Jason Chaffetz Is Maybe Considering Running for President in 2028

Earlier today, House Oversight Committee Chairman and Benghazi enthusiast Jason Chaffetz announced that he would not…

4/13/17

What Is Rep. Duncan Hunter Up to on the World Wide Web?

On March 28, 265 members of Congress voted to repeal a set of Obama-era privacy rules that would have stopped…

3/30/17

This Is Almost Certainly James Comey’s Twitter Account

Digital security and its discontents—from Hillary Clinton’s emails to ransomware to Tor hacks—is in many ways one of…

3/21/17

Hacked Texts Suggest Manafort Continued to Play a Role After Departing Trump Campaign

As the investigation into the Trump campaign’s contacts with Russian intelligence services heats up, the White House…

3/13/17

Here Are Some Photographs of Donald Trump's Face and Hand

Today, Donald Trump held a listening session on healthcare. As everyone has only just recently learned, healthcare…

3/2/17

Lorde Is At Least 40 Years Old, According To My Research

Kiwi songstress Lorde claims to have been born in 1996. This would make the singer-songwriter 20 years old. Her…

2/23/17

Trump Takes the Only Thing Ted Cruz Has Left: His Precious Soup

Earlier today, Donald Trump met with two dozen manufacturing CEOs to talk about things that have to do with…

2/7/17

Happy Anniversary to the Only Good Thing That Happened This Election

Remember when things were fun? I sort of can if I push all my anxieties way down and try to pretend like reality is…

2/7/17

What Would It Look Like, Hypothetically, If A Public Figure Were Suffering The Symptoms Of Dementia?

Ronald Reagan was 69 years old at his inauguration as president in 1981, the oldest anyone had ever been on taking…

1/23/17

Melania Trump Definitely Loves Her Husband and Is Very Happy to Be Here

Remember the inauguration? That was fun, wasn’t it? We all had a very nice and good time welcoming in our new…

1/23/17

Send Us Proof Of Ted Cruz Playing Basketball

Here at Deadspin.com, there’s nothing we love more than sport. So we were delighted to learn that perpetual failed…

1/20/17

At the Last Minute, Trump Asks Nuclear Safety Administrator to Stick Around After All

After weeks of silence and uncertainty, the agency responsible for ensuring the safety of our nuclear arsenal…

1/18/17

Senator Urges Trump Not to Let Nuclear Security Agency Go Leaderless

A United States senator on the Armed Services Committee is calling on the Trump transition team not to let the…

1/9/17

Trump Is Letting Go the People in Charge of Maintaining Our Nuclear Arsenal [Updated]

Between the Trump transition team’s infighting, incompetence, and high-profile resignations, any decisions that…

12/28/16

Where The Fuck Are This Girl's Legs?

“The internet is going crazy over this insane optical illusion.” It’s the sentence that’s started a million blogs in…

12/22/16

Newt Gingrich Is In A Dark Place

Newt, my boy. My dear, morally bankrupt Newt. What did Mr. Trump do to you? Did he hurt you? You can tell us. You…

12/21/16

The Year In Ted Cruz Humiliations

There’s never exactly a good time to be Ted Cruz. His mannerisms are stilted, his friends are nonexistent, and he…

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