Ashley Feinberg

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Has Trump Seen Jared Naked?

Today we’re talking about Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, and more.

Politics

Sean Spicer, Remember When You Were Happy?

White House press secretary and noted gumboy Sean Spicer hasn’t been having a very good time. Melania (allegedly) hat…

5/19/17

Rudy Giuliani Forgot 9/11('s Effect on Commercial Air Travel)

Yesterday morning, Rudy Giuliani—America’s mayor, Donald Trump’s current cybersecurity advisor, and a race-baiting…

4/19/17

Jason Chaffetz Is Maybe Considering Running for President in 2028

Earlier today, House Oversight Committee Chairman and Benghazi enthusiast Jason Chaffetz announced that he would not…

4/13/17

What Is Rep. Duncan Hunter Up to on the World Wide Web?

On March 28, 265 members of Congress voted to repeal a set of Obama-era privacy rules that would have stopped…

Privacy and Security

This Is Almost Certainly James Comey’s Twitter Account

Digital security and its discontents—from Hillary Clinton’s emails to ransomware to Tor hacks—is in many ways one of…

3/21/17

Hacked Texts Suggest Manafort Continued to Play a Role After Departing Trump Campaign

As the investigation into the Trump campaign’s contacts with Russian intelligence services heats up, the White House…

3/13/17

Here Are Some Photographs of Donald Trump's Face and Hand

Today, Donald Trump held a listening session on healthcare. As everyone has only just recently learned, healthcare…

3/2/17

Lorde Is At Least 40 Years Old, According To My Research

Kiwi songstress Lorde claims to have been born in 1996. This would make the singer-songwriter 20 years old. Her…

2/23/17

Trump Takes the Only Thing Ted Cruz Has Left: His Precious Soup

Earlier today, Donald Trump met with two dozen manufacturing CEOs to talk about things that have to do with…

2/7/17

Happy Anniversary to the Only Good Thing That Happened This Election

Remember when things were fun? I sort of can if I push all my anxieties way down and try to pretend like reality is…

2/7/17

What Would It Look Like, Hypothetically, If A Public Figure Were Suffering The Symptoms Of Dementia?

Ronald Reagan was 69 years old at his inauguration as president in 1981, the oldest anyone had ever been on taking…

1/23/17

Melania Trump Definitely Loves Her Husband and Is Very Happy to Be Here

Remember the inauguration? That was fun, wasn’t it? We all had a very nice and good time welcoming in our new…

1/23/17

Send Us Proof Of Ted Cruz Playing Basketball

Here at Deadspin.com, there’s nothing we love more than sport. So we were delighted to learn that perpetual failed…

1/20/17

At the Last Minute, Trump Asks Nuclear Safety Administrator to Stick Around After All

After weeks of silence and uncertainty, the agency responsible for ensuring the safety of our nuclear arsenal…

1/18/17

Senator Urges Trump Not to Let Nuclear Security Agency Go Leaderless

A United States senator on the Armed Services Committee is calling on the Trump transition team not to let the…

1/9/17

Trump Is Letting Go the People in Charge of Maintaining Our Nuclear Arsenal [Updated]

Between the Trump transition team’s infighting, incompetence, and high-profile resignations, any decisions that…

12/28/16

Where The Fuck Are This Girl's Legs?

“The internet is going crazy over this insane optical illusion.” It’s the sentence that’s started a million blogs in…

12/22/16

Newt Gingrich Is In A Dark Place

Newt, my boy. My dear, morally bankrupt Newt. What did Mr. Trump do to you? Did he hurt you? You can tell us. You…

12/21/16

The Year In Ted Cruz Humiliations

There’s never exactly a good time to be Ted Cruz. His mannerisms are stilted, his friends are nonexistent, and he…

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