Meet Rebecca! She’s too hard to summarize.

Who among us has not said to themselves, “Wow, I’d like this coffee a lot more if it were also wine,” or perhaps “Wow, I’d like this wine a lot more if it were also coffee?” No? Anybody? Bueller?

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Thursday, October 18. All times are Eastern.

Let’s peel back the curtain for a moment.

Okay, hear me out.

“I think there’s three kinds of people in this world,” says Amy Cappellazzo, chairman of the Fine Art division of Sotheby’s. “Those who see, those who see when they are shown, and those who will never see.” Seeing is the business of art, in the most sublime sense of the word. It asks the beholders to open their eyes…

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Wednesday, October 17. All times are Eastern.

A great deal can happen in seven years. In its seven seasons on The CW, Arrow has seen a lot of villains, storylines, and themes come and go. Almost every major character on the show has either been pretend dead, presumed dead, almost dead, it-was-only-a-dream dead, actually dead and brought back to life, actually…

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Tuesday, October 16. All times are Eastern.

If there’s a greatest hits chart of general gripes, “selling holiday decorations or products months before said holiday” would have to be pretty high on that list. Skittles has decided to avoid that everyday irritation, that teeth-grinding mistake, by making sure its next big holiday push is being advertised in an…

What seems a sea of randomness is actually just a whirlpool of sameness, a spiral in which the moments that feel to us like sparks of the new are actually just the same events repeated ad nauseam as we circle forever closer toward our inevitable end. And so, amidst all that monotony, that unceasing predictability and…

This year, Papa John’s is offering a jack-o’-lantern pizza throughout the spooky, spooky month of October. It’s not the first time—we found a mention on Twitter back in 2012. But this is the first year in which it has struck us that this pizza may, perhaps, bring the motherfucking ruckus, insomuch as it kinda looks…

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Monday, October 15. All times are Eastern.

It’s been a long time since Alex Winter was a vampire. Here, lest we get sued for libel, I should stress that Winter was never actually a vampire and that I was exaggerating for comic effect; and because it is October, the spooooookiest month; and because of Winter’s involvement in the series AMC Visionaries: Eli…

Here’s what’s happening in the world of television for Sunday, October 14. All times are Eastern. 

In the series premiere of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Rebecca Bunch moved to West Covina, California, changing for life for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with Joshua Felix Chan (so weight, right?!) The lie that mattered most was the one she told herself, one she could believe even as Paula called her out on its…

This week, an article in the Louisville Courier-Journal raised a question: If you’re at a restaurant, do you deserve a free dessert on your birthday? It was prompted by a discussion on chef Dallas McGarity’s Facebook page, which apparently got some very spirited responses. As McGarity put it to the Courier-Journal:

Thank you, USA Today, for bringing our attention to this most entertaining Draymond Green interview from ESPN’s Sam Alipour. They wear Mario and Luigi hats. It’s charming. But we’re not here because it’s charming. We’re here because, as USA Today rightly highlights, Green credits the current Warriors dynasty in part…

After receiving life-saving surgery at a Charleston, South Carolina-area hospital, a 17-year-old told authorities that his wounds were not, as he previously stated, the result of an accident with a hunting rifle. Instead, they occurred when his cousin shot him over a bag of salt and vinegar potato chips.

Christine McConnell, an author, artist, baker, photographer, and the star of the upcoming Netflix series The Curious Creations Of Christine McConnell, was asked by 20th Century Fox to make a cake. The occasion: the birthday of Freddie Mercury, the subject of the studio’s forthcoming film Bohemian Rhapsody. She did so.…