To date I've only voted yes to the Silverback gorilla. The rest, nah.

The real tragedy is what happened to Hokulani the elephant.

I wonder what the hispanic SNL cast members think of these recent developme-

I accidentally bought 1% the other week when reaching for skim and realized the calories are similar. However I still threw that nasty shit out because milk should not be THICK gross

To celebrate Columbus Day, I have discovered a mall in my town! I am naming it “Queen Mary Mall”. The people at the mall seem to think it already had a name, but *I* discovered it! I mean, there were a lot of people milling around - but *I* had never been there before!

In this case, I think you need to understand: White people food is terrible, unless “boil the shit out of it” is food you want to eat.

JOAN ARMATRADING

And Neko Case, and Lydia Loveless, and Aimee Mann, Laura Marling, Nadine Shah, maybe Kate Tempest.

I’m sad that such a cute nickname came from such a terrible thing! Randbee is adorable, but not so adorable that it makes up for having your face attacked by a jerk bee.

I am not a fan of his at all, but he honestly was terrific in Six Degrees of Separation.

Kinja

Yelp.com. I started thinking about this as a bit “Wouldn’t it be funny if they reviewed a site that reviews things” but the more I thought about it, the more I thought it would actually be useful for someone to review Yelp.

The Ultrasonic Pest Repeller

Speaking of “loaner” shirts: when I was in middle school, teachers would make you wear a shirt that said “LONER” in gym class if you forgot your p.e. uniform.

I don’t understand why people in North America are afraid of house spiders. They just want to be your friend.

You don’t have to eat ‘em. Just buy ‘em. Then find the nearest evangelical church with a food drive and donate.

The baby thing is definitely starting to stink. It’s about time for a change.