Whooping Crone
whoopingcrone
12/6/19
10:33 AM
9

Woke up this morning to news that there was a fire where a woman died on my aunt’s block. After a bit of panic, I was able to find the address. It was the house directly across the street from her. Read more

11/3/19
12:16 PM
16

Fall nails! Though we kinda skipped fall. We had a bunch of snow last week when the trees still had a lot of leaves and a lot of branches came down all over town. I'm surprised it didn't ruin power lines. 

9/19/19
11:12 PM
15

I HAVE TOO MANY OTHER WRINKLES TO BE WORRYING ABOUT BOOBAGE WRINKLES OH MY GOD

9/16/19
12:37 PM
8

Oof, it’s not like he was young or anything but it just feels too soon. It’s like how you always kind of think a certain decade was only X years ago as if it just stays that way. In my brain, the 70s is only 20 years ago. Haha.

9/13/19
3:40 PM
5

Honestly they are getting redundant - I don’t think you missed much. The Castro-Biden fight is getting a lot of attention bc it’s basically one of the few standout moments. And it was profoundly stupid really. 

8/15/19
9:30 PM
4

There are very, very few people that are nearly universally disliked. Hitler, Pol Pot, Bin Laden , Stephenie Meyer, etc.

8/14/19
8:48 PM
5

I’m sure they aren’t thinking clearly. Someone should have been looking out for them, advising them not to celebrate him so publicly. I would have assumed that would be the funeral director's job. 

8/14/19
11:07 AM
13

I will have more pics to share on Friday, but Olive went to the groomer yesterday:

8/14/19
9:25 AM
15

I HAVE A NEW CAT. i hope he will love me. and the other cats. he looks so sad now. we took him off a friend of a friend who developed an allergy after 16 years together with said cat.

7/18/19
12:37 PM
10

Whoa, that article reads like a Who’s Who of piece of shit judges! Terrifying that they sat on their benches for so long before being held accountable for their shitty, hurtful actions.

7/13/19
2:01 PM
1

I’m sorry, Crone--hopefully, the coffee helps! I got out and got sweaty and that really seemed to help loosen up my neck, which helped with muh noggin. :)

7/13/19
12:39 PM
12

Is it the weekend? Is it morning? Afternoon? These are things I no longer know. Because I have a newborn! Read more

7/5/19
1:07 PM
2

That sounds so good! :) Hope you have tons o’ fun!

7/5/19
8:04 AM
14

The neighborhood was a little loud last night, but I was so tired I slept like a cat.  People who use the term “slept like a baby” have never been parents.