Only matters if you’re gonna eat the sweater...

Oh yeah, I remember wondering whether Trump had a brain disorder or was just an idiot who couldn’t shut up with his idiot opinions, back in the good old days when it didn’t matter.

Mine tend to travel around the house with me and then disappear, so I really should do this (I do have multiples, just not quite that many, or maybe if I found them I would). I get them at the dollar store so I could certainly afford it.

That’s exactly how I read it.

The only other time I’ve read one of this it was 2015 and some asshole who wouldn’t vote for Amy Adams because her breasts [not the word he used] were too small. So this Anon is more than a slight improvement.

Sometimes a lovely scarf must be sacrificed for the good of the many.

Don’t the Academy’s bylaws stipulate that Streep has to be nominated every year she’s in a movie?

I love Henry’s wife <3

That bathroom functionality is the best! Not having to choose between peeling your suit all the way down (and potentially getting sand in all the wrong places if you’re at the beach) or pulling a leg hole aside and trying not to pee on your hand!

I am just now watching Game of Thrones for the first time (after having read the books a couple of years ago, and having read _about_ the show for years). Just started season 2. It is everything I anticipated and more.

I am just now watching Game of Thrones for the first time (after having read the books a couple of years ago, and having read _about_ the show for years). Just started season 2. It is everything I anticipated and more.  

Senior Year Obama needs his own TV show. Well, we need it.

That is exactly why I am not donating. Show me the rainbow slippers!

Only if they are being referred to as numbers (e.g., his 9's looked like 4's). For decades, R. damascena has it exactly right, down to the shape of the apostrophe (Word always tries to make it a left single quote; I hate Word).

I love that little girl and I love this song and this band. Going to see them next week!!!! So excited!

I bet they read palms. Tiny, tiny palms.

I socialized successfully with Cronyboy’s niece and nephew (thanks, Pokemon Go!).

I’m a woman and I’m wearing cargo shorts right now. Go ahead and judge me! I judge you right back. The only thing better than cargo shorts is cargo pants that convert to shorts.

This would be a public service!

I think 22 is more likely because he just graduated from college - his uncle was the commencement speaker. So jealous - my kid graduated from the same place a few years ago, some priest or somebody was the speaker, and the only celebrity sighting was Clint Eastwood and his buddy Ahhhnold.