My hometown and surrounding areas has a major problem with alcohol. If someone dies before age 50, it is a very sure bet they drank themselves to death. I sometimes wish the obituaries would state the cause as alcoholism instead of liver failure, a brief illness, etc. We locals all know what the real cause is, but I…

“There even are places where English completely disappears; in America they haven’t used it for years.”

Want to speak American? Palin, take your pick:

Can I come? We can try to plan it downhill (somehow).

any suggestions for wide feet and flats? Flats usually don’t fit me right or cut up my heel. I currently wear flat style Crocs but any other suggestions would be great!

any suggestions for wide feet and flats? Flats usually don’t fit me right or cut up my heel. I currently wear flat…

Perfection. Like, that’s some next-level shit.

Well it’s AAVE, so if you’re white... Don’t worry about it. You shouldn’t use it and you don’t need to like it. However on the note of being old (and white, as I am), I was totally delighted by this:

#NineLivesMatter I will see myself out now.

It’s a wild party when you get spanked once or twice?

She is discounting the fact that around 89% of rapes are non-stranger. But I don’t think she’s the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree by any stretch of the imagination.

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

Yes. Becase when men don’t smile, it’s just the way their damn face looks. Women? Let’s slap a bitch label on that bitch, because how dare she not smile? Bitch.

Some people say trump is a terrible person. I totally disagree.

My wife and I were on the same ship as you, then this little nugget of joy came around this past June.

Wasps are the root of all that is evil. I will punch wasp in the face, they are spiteful flying jerks.

I’ve had that part playing in my head all damn afternoon now.

Also, the disco song/dance move

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

I must forewarn – this story is kinda grim.