She told me at one point that her latest ploy was to always be doing the vacuuming when that friend showed up, because he’d commence to tell her she was vacuuming wrong and take over to show her how to do it right. Then she’d stand back and let him “show her” how to vacuum the entire house.

A fashion designer who’s openly misogynistic and has no regard for any woman who’s not built like a 2 X 4?

Get your doggie! The big dogs 80lbs and up will eat you out of house and home so you might consider a medium sized mutt or on of those little yappy deals. Many shelters are so over run they are GIVING these BEAUTIFUL creatures away for free! Your biggest expense shoud be vet costs (aye carumba) but when you get the…

I created a burner just so I can post this, but it won't post and whatever. I'm not ashamed.

FIFY

They are buddies?!?!?!? Now I have a new threesome fantasy. Thank you so much.

I feel compelled to share this bit of wisdom by David Foster Wallace everywhere I read anything about suicide in the hopes that it can help people - even one person - understand. (Kinja screwed up the formatting and won’t let me change it, but I feel like it’s kind of appropriate for the message.)

agreed but also what an awful headline—not only hinting that the attractive/successful/and talented have no basis for depression & suicide, but also hinting that their suicides are somewhat more meaningful?

“Suicide is tragic enough, but it’s particularly bewildering when young people who appear to have it all take their own lives.”

But the ethically and ecologically sound answer is obvious: you fling the dirty diaper onto Donald Trump’s rubbery-ass face.

I need pet advice.

For real tho. I can never be a parent because how do you not eat that?

Disarmingly

Dance all night to a rotten band. ~~ Come on, people, let’s give ‘em a hand. ~~ Saturday night it’s the place to be~~ Everybody cut footloose with me~~ At the party at the leper colony ~~Oh, there’s a party at the leper colony

Perfect.

Susan Powter, holy crap, I haven’t heard that name for years. My mom was obsessed with her for a bit. Her “eat as many plain baked potatoes as you want” think was just... no...

Of course, the kid excuse seems to only apply to white kids. Michael Brown, you’ll recall, was a MAN at age 18 when he allegedly stole a cigarette or whatever the fuck it was that apparently justified that piece of shit ferguson officer murdering him.

(not her feet. but her shoes)