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I would bet that she got high with him during their hysterical cooking segments. (Martha and Snoop cooking together is the BEST!)

“Heaven has another angel.”
“God called her home.”
“She’s happy now.”

All things people said to me when my mom died unexpectedly. All things that made me want to punch a wall. There’s nothing wrong with the always-classic “sorry for your loss” and “you have my sympathies.”

Oh, me too. Triple stars for you. When my dad died, the whole “he’s in a better place” or “The lord works in mysterious ways” made me RAGE (he wasn’t sick, it was a sudden, massive heart attack). I also didn’t like “I’m sorry”. I know people don’t really know what else to say, but my response was like, “What are YOU

Having lost my father and sister, and dealt with so many people saying the wrong things, and not understanding that it didn’t happen for a reason, I won’t get over it, and it doesn’t get better...I love reading what she wrote. You never stop missing your loved ones, and it won’t ever stop sucking, you just learn to

When my dad got sick and after he died, I really finally understood this. I was never the type to offer stupid platitudes, but my experience really reinforced the idea. The worst things you can say to someone grieving is shit like, “God never gives us more than we can handle.” Or “everything happens for a reason.”

I will remember to use “how are you today?” after reading this.

I mean it is easy to see why. Men are taught from young age to never care or think about woman perspective- her feelings, pain, poverty doesn’t count. Men being rejected in nice way in high school once is much worse in their eyes then woman who was raped few times in her life or beaten up when she had audacity to say

I will never not wear birkenstocks everyone can go fuck themselves those shoes are comfortable as fuck

Alaska? I’ve lived in the Pacific Northwest and London, and both those places aren’t too terrible during the summer. Generally a pretty short period of August where it gets regularly into the 80s.

lol no

For years I had this dream where I forgot to break up with my ex boyfriend. One time I dreamed that we got back together, and it was love, it was on! Then I forgot I was going out with him, and when I remembered, it was like...oops?

Lol I’ve joked about cutting Oregon and Washingon down the cascades and redrawing state lines. PDX pride!

Today I bought shorts for the first time since 8th grade. This would not be a big deal to some people, but for this forever pale and chubby girl it was a huge step towards accepting myself. I’ve been working hard to take care of myself and I’m feeling healthier and more confident than I have in awhile. Team shorts! (I

And even now with such a BLATANT example of white privilege we still have people claiming that there’s no white privilege.

I found this gem too :

This is dating myself but... when I was 10 years old my mother moved us from Philly to Westwood Ca. (a whole ‘nother story but it was actually a case of custodial interference.) Our neighbor in in the Melrose place looking complex was Barbara Barry. She played Gavin Mcleod’s wife on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show”. She

This is breaking my heart. PITBULL, WHYYYY