The age thing seems to me like a risk, but I try not to judge and people make things work, she may be a great parent. But any doctor who puts enough embryos in anyone having trouble conceiving that they end up with quadruplets, though, seems to me to have a high probability of being unethical. That is so hard on the…

Exactly. The first thing I thought of was his mother. She should've swallowed him.

That...doesn’t make any sense. (Not you, the source.) If you’re using donor eggs, it would have to be IVF, not IUI. It wouldn’t be cost- or time-effective to ... put donor eggs into the uterus and ALSO put the sperm in their separately. Like, that doesn’t even make sense.

She’s a grown-ass woman who should know better, and I have no idea how or whether you can help her, but you NEED to find some way to help that kid. For real. If she’s smoking her life away, she isn’t being a good parent, and if she’s getting her water cut off, there’s no way she isn’t spending all her money on shit…

This makes me so. angry. Props to you for not totally exploding. I think people who romanticize the past (in any way, whether it’s the lack of technology, ‘better’ values, whatever) are naive and fucking stupid and can’t see beyond their own lives and experiences. I’ve had to have this argument before, where someone…

You are a more patient person than I will ever be.

For the fuck of shit, what is this even? Jesus, shit, and motherfucker. Goddamn. I just...yeah.

When I was single and got a third cat, I joked that it was the sign that I’d officially given up on finding love. Then I met a man with three cats. We became the feline Brady Bunch. :)

OK mine’s not too mortifying, but I’ll share. My first dance was in 6th grade...

That time I was an inpatient at a mental institution, the entire ward got together to watch Shutter Island on AMC.

Haha. I just moved out of Kansas and couldn’t be happier about it.

Hey neighbor!

Kill.

And the dawnzer lee light!

A girl in a tux? What will they think of next?

And happy birthday, Paris Jackson, whose birthday I just googled and is today

I'm pretty sure that dress is actually the braided rug I made my grandma when I was eight.

David Lynch. Awww yeah.

Cristal, your big punchy red rose headband is the awesome mod/graphic version of the lame mystic-hippie ones from Coachella. A+.