From my boss.

That first sentence driving anyone else insane?!

If I could have a wedding do-over, I would make my bridesmaids wear this.

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Is the fine line you're referring to based on passing a certain age milestone? I dress pretty funky, but am just viewed as eccentrically hip because I'm young and conventionally attractive. I think it's awesome that this woman doesn't feel the need to tone down her style just because she's older. I seriously doubt…

I flirt with that edge regularly, but without a friend around to rein me in. :-p Sometimes I think about what someone would think of a 20-something wearing the same outfit, and usually the answer is that a younger woman would be considered artsy or doing her own thing. But when you're over 50, you're a crazy…

This is why I don't go around touting how not-racist I am as a white woman. I know there's zero chance of me ever being caught doing or saying anything like this, but that's how it should be. I'm not special and when you go around insisting how not-racist you are, like this woman or Paula Deen, that's often just…

"Fedora industry pillar Matt Drudge" - damn I love you, MoGlo.

Hell yes, Patricia Arquette! I shamelessly loved you on "Medium" and thank you for rewarding my dedication with being fucking awesome.

Patricia Arquette just got a "You go, Girl" from Meryl freaking Streep. Cancel the ceremony. She has officially won the night. Play that clip on repeat for the next hour.

Trust me...DO NOT WISH for hot flashes. They DO not come when you want them too-they DO NOT warm you up...they make you melt, and not in the right places. They are inconvenient, annoying, rash inducing and generally horrific. If I believed in God I would have cursed him from the moment they started. If I could wish…

it's upsetting that there's clip art of this bullshit.

Simply exposing kids to everything gets you amazing results. My three-year old was with me yesterday at Joann looking at fabric and he desperately wanted shimmery blue fabric to take home. I asked him why he wanted it and he said, "It can be an Elsa dress, a pond for my bugs, and a glacier." I didn't even know he…

So to be clear, Huckabee is advocating for businesses to be able to refuse to serve people who drink, swear or listen to classical music?

That's the secret :) They're brother & sister, I adopted them together as babies. I knew I wanted two so they wouldn't be lonely; the lady I got them from knows enough about cats that she especially gave me these two because they'd already been sleeping together when they were just wee little things. They love each…

amputate the expressive possibilities of the human face, which are so connected to empathic abilities

I'm 47 and I just bought these:

Shitness?

I don't understand this one. It's just a John Boehner selfie on Instagram. How is that shade?