The NFL has narrowed the list of potential Super Bowl halftime show candidates to

You know what I think? I think anyone who's never stood and stared suicide in the face should shut the fuck up. I think anyone who hasn't cried themselves to sleep and wake in the morning only to find fresh tears are already falling should sit the fuck down. I think anyone who doesn't understand what it's like to be…

Sorry these are so gigantic - don't know how to format on the iPad. These are three hair ornaments I completed this past week. I did a wedding so I made boutonnières and corsages as well. Yay peacock feathers!

Let's make the trailer of one this new adaptation of one such an important piece of feminist and pacifist literature about the hair of a mediocre tv actor. It's not like Vera Brittain is an important feminist icon or anything.

Team Nina. Neither Madonna nor Gaga have any business there, despite M's transition into Deitrich. Seriously, just last night I youtubed a documentary on Deitrich and it was striking how much Mademoselle Ciccone resembles her since she had her face reupholstered.

I generally only use it when referring to my cat. Slutty mr puss 'n boots likes to go sluttin around. And he's fixed

I love a lot of these suggestions, and have one more. This would be something like Augustin Burroughs' book 'This is How', an ongoing series on how to overcome terrible awfuls. Like, how to navigate after you've been dx with cancer or MS, or what to do if your life partner dies on you. We all need a little help…

I agree with so many of the comments already shared and need to say that overall I love the site and its content.

More stuff for women in their 30s, 40s, and beyond. I sometimes feel a bit older than the target audience for Jezebel. I don't know what that entails exactly, other than advice on how to help my hips not hurt so much when I sit for 2 hours : ).

I started reading Jezebel in 2007, religiously. I was in my 20's then. Its still my favourite lady blog, but I'm older now and in a different stage of my life. I would like a website that has more older lady issues, like mid-career issues, marriage, kids, mid life crisis, etc., but in a Jezebel tone. A lot of the…

I enjoy being moved. Whether intellectually or emotionally, I read to go somewhere else, to find out what to do, and to connect to a larger zeitgeist.

My good news: I got biopsy results back on Thursday that confirm I do NOT have skin cancer!

HOAs are literally the worst, but an uptight city ordinance regarding grass is a close second. Xeriscaping should be the standard, not universal grass lawns.

My cousin was getting married in the gazebo of a local park, and her son was the ringbearer. Short ceremony, 15 minutes maybe, so we all stood in a circle. (Best wedding I've ever been to, for the record). Her son, the little shit, spent the entire time dicking around with the box the ring came in. Meanwhile, both…

Yeah, I'm not into "woman" movies either, I am into film. Give me The Grand Budapest Hotel, Inside Llewynn Davis, Her any day.

No song cooler than "Amish Paradise?" I don't know about that...

Yep, plus I think he's sexy. There. I said it.

if you can, you need to see him live. Just a great experience.

Weird Al is the best. That is all.