You guys! I just got engaged! He proposed in the noodles aisle of the grocery store, everyone was confused as to why we were so excited/happy/kissing. There was no kneeling (thank God!), only happy questions and smiling. Last night he asked my parents if they were cool with him proposing and I guess he had been…

more cute than funny but:

It's probably because everybody you know looks a bit crap when you're that old, so you don't feel like you're behind the pack.

I did listen to it for the first time in the 70s, on an 8 track, in a Gremlin. So pretty much the same level of glamour.

Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

Can you imagine the struggle, in a port-o-potty no less, to recloth yourself in a sticky tangled one piece?

How the fuck are you supposed to pee in that thing?

Yeah, as much as people here seem to get on Lennon for being a misogynist, he was the first person to admit he was one, and was wrong about it. Which is, you know, the whole point about trying to enlighten people about feminism.

oh man, picky eaters. I had a first date over dinner where the guy ordered potato skins only. that would be one of my biggest pet peeves.

The husband and I just booked our first vacation in almost 3 years. Nova Scotia, here we come! I am so excited. Things have not been easy in our marriage lately, so I think it will be good for us. August can't come soon enough.

I'm married with 2 kids. I felt like this when pregnant with #2 and after for quite a while. .. (like a long while).

You are free to say you went to church over the weekend and talk about church activities you've participated in; it's just not appropriate to proselytize and try to press your religion on others. Similarly, a gay person is free to talk about activities they did with their significant other like going to concerts and…

OMSI!

Make a reservation at Andina! The house made habenero vodka, passionfruit puree cocktail will not disappoint and the food is great. They generally book out about a week but there are always a few first come first serve tables.

Speaking of breeding, this is what I did last night:

Okay, so I really want to brag about something awesome! I apologize in advance for the length of this.

Alright, I've done a marathon... and let me tell you what. It's fucking TOUGH. When you're at mile 20 and you're almost alone because you're not fast enough to be running with a huge pack of people, it starts to really grind you down mentally. Now obviously the physical part is tough, but I found the mental part to…

Oh my gosh, Jezebel! When I read this story I was equally upset about the shaming of woman wearing a tutu while she ran the marathon. SELF seriously stuck their foot in their mouth. But why would you end the article by supporting the shaming of tutu wearing at a marathon for anyone BUT cancer fighters? You post…

What bugs me is that they have a mean girls section called BS Meter.
First - marathon runner (congratulations you are a fitness hero of mine) - jebus that is a long f-ing race so if you want to do it, you get to wear whatever! Further, can we please have confirmation that every member of the decision-making team on…