Do you work?

Maybe chant “I’m getting more money” instead?

Also I don’t get Yang’s following at all.

Idk. I read this when I was in my early 20s and would visualize/repeat to myself that my thighs were getting slimmer and more toned while out walking around or working out, and it totally worked! Sure, maybe it was the actually physical exercise rather than the visualization but who am I to question the Secret? 

The inbred or inbreeding in order to create hemophiliacs the master race.

Maybe we will get a Hatfield McCoy thing and both will wipe each other off the face of the planet

no one wants to eat the rich when they look so unappetizing.

Melanie's son... together*

Omg, who are we talking about??

And a pool boy. And a “personal trainer.”

They probably just recasted Barron.

……..this article is a little behind the times....ScarJo is currently playing a beige carpet in a Netflix “Marriage”.....

This looks like what the people that get eliminated in the first round of Project Runway would make.

Who told her that was a good look? Oh honey, fire you stylist....

What is ivanka wearing? Eek!

That’s one of the basics of being a good criminal. What we have here are amateurs. 

OG Buffy????? Nooooooooo!!!!!!!

Aww shit, Kristy Swanson? Oh, I liked her. 

Puerto Rico? California?

I too remember the time Mother Teresa fucked a pornstar.