I hate to do the old if you had told me about this five years ago I never would have believed it but... these people are for real. Assault weapons at your wedding. Check!
Okay, am I crazy or is carry-on luggage getting smaller?
What could go wrong?
Why are people in this country so crazy and stupid? Someone please rescue me. Imagine thinking being called “Trump” is a compliment.
The Washington Post reports on the latest Trump book, “Team of Vipers,” by Cliff Sims:
I just can’t even. This article...
“Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forrest
[sic] fires that, with proper Forrest [sic] Management, would never
happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have
ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in
lives & money!” Trump tweeted.
Yes, it’s still 2018. Sadly I don’t think we can expect better in 2019.
Trying not to get my hopes up...
The latest Trump book, The Fifth Risk by Michael Lewis, gives us this gem from election night:
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This is creepy, y’all.
Remember this guy?
Guys, Nevada Democrats have a cool new mascot.