From what I understand, once you fuck, you’re no longer a Virginian. 

Impossible to reason with, always yowling about gun rights and the existence of alternative facts. 

They are too chipper and too country. And they probably have a Christmas song. Bitch cat still knows that strong bitches deserve to be in office. And she doesn’t like being grabbed or hugged.

Republican cats are looking for other pussies to grab.

Lev Parnas is only 47. What do these assholes eat that makes them age so horribly? (See also, Steven Miller)

We don’t know if it was consensual.

Meghan and Harry have been the red herrings for the past several months to pull attention away from Andrew. I think Harry finally said “This ends now. We’re going to America for 6 weeks and when we get back Uncle Andrew can own his own crap”

Oh no there were even better moments. Courtesy of the Guardian:

Since she was once the First Lady of San Francisco, she’s actually more qualified for that role than Don Jr is to be president. 

Like I know that the average GOP voter has weird masculinity issues and wants a Big Stwong Daddy to wrestle eagles or whatever, which might make sense if any of these jabronis looked like The Rock. But who looks at Mitch McConnell and thinks “yes. This is the perfect encapsulation of American Manhood”. Turmp of course…

I grew up next door to a funeral home, and Mitch looks like an “after” photo of the folks who passed through.

That seems a lot for bag-lady chic. 

Does anyone actually buy Micheal Kors stuff? Every time I walk into a Ross its like everything is Micheal Kors.  It all seems like cheap knock off fashion stuff. 

Proving for the thousandth time, money does not equate to good taste. 

that jacket is awful, I was going to say the children should be glad she’s not handing out jackets

It’s all based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing.

That was before “owning the libz” became the central policy concern of the Republican party.

At least ‘LOST’ had a polar bear that was somewhat interesting.

Hell, at least in Lost, you had the option to go back in time to fix mistakes. 

Living in a cold and uncaring universe?