tornadosfirstcat
tornadosfirstcat
tornadosfirstcat
Feb 12
72

From what I understand, once you fuck, you’re no longer a Virginian. 

Jan 24
1

Impossible to reason with, always yowling about gun rights and the existence of alternative facts. 

Jan 24
1

They are too chipper and too country. And they probably have a Christmas song. Bitch cat still knows that strong bitches deserve to be in office. And she doesn’t like being grabbed or hugged.

Jan 16
2

Lev Parnas is only 47. What do these assholes eat that makes them age so horribly? (See also, Steven Miller)

Nov 18
16

Meghan and Harry have been the red herrings for the past several months to pull attention away from Andrew. I think Harry finally said “This ends now. We’re going to America for 6 weeks and when we get back Uncle Andrew can own his own crap”

Nov 11
11

Since she was once the First Lady of San Francisco, she’s actually more qualified for that role than Don Jr is to be president. 

Oct 31 2019
4

Like I know that the average GOP voter has weird masculinity issues and wants a Big Stwong Daddy to wrestle eagles or whatever, which might make sense if any of these jabronis looked like The Rock. But who looks at Mitch McConnell and thinks “yes. This is the perfect encapsulation of American Manhood”. Turmp of course Read more

Oct 30 2019
4

I grew up next door to a funeral home, and Mitch looks like an “after” photo of the folks who passed through.

Oct 29 2019
1

Does anyone actually buy Micheal Kors stuff? Every time I walk into a Ross its like everything is Micheal Kors.  It all seems like cheap knock off fashion stuff. 

Oct 29 2019
3

that jacket is awful, I was going to say the children should be glad she’s not handing out jackets

Oct 25 2019
8

It’s all based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing.

Oct 22 2019
23

I can narrow down the pool for who Anonymous is by 50%, because if they were a woman they would have had the balls to put their own name on it. Read more

Oct 22 2019
16

That was before “owning the libz” became the central policy concern of the Republican party.

Oct 3 2019
2

Hell, at least in Lost, you had the option to go back in time to fix mistakes.