Lol, yes! Her whole post is full of cringe words: kiddos, yummy, mama bear, fave...

I cringe every time refers to themselves as “mama” in third person, “mama needs a snack” Gross

Also see: doggos. 

Yes. I enjoy Eat, Pray, Love. I think it is well-written, and I would like to try out her fiction sometime, but I laughed (fine, I’m awful) at this line: ““If you have lost a loved one to death, and you thought you’d never love again...”

I never find love, so I can’t be mad at her for it. I feel like she’s very lucky.

Maybe she should eat and pray more to balance it out.

Thing is there ARE lots of people out there who are that interested in celebrity opinions — you can see this in just about every grocery checkout lane in the country.

If you had that many people telling you you were right all the time, and that much money, how could your self-esteem not be that high? And I don’t know if you’ve seen the snake oil she sells on Goop, but she basically is bottling and selling her own self-satisfaction already.

David Mamet is really good at writing plays about shitty people because as they say “write what you know.”

Stephen’s the religious one, right? He’s quite probably working out how to start his own church with Justin’s celebrity pull.

First, I thought Gritty was just a version of Youppi  on acid. And I always hated the Flyers anyway, Broadside bullies beating up my Canadiens, etc.

That’s hilariously stupid. I hope we get extra mail delivery when Trump dies. 

If someone is sleeping next to a man, aren’t they already sleeping next to a dog?

Whatever gets people to stop posting those photos. Pat Robertson, for once you’re doing The Lord’s work.

Williams explains their decision to abstain from sex until marriage saying, “When we started dating, Chad said, ‘Sex is not an option.’ And it took the pressure off of me so I don’t feel like I have to have sex with him to keep him.”

Lenny Kravitz says he’s abstaining from sex until/unless he gets married again, which seems like a travesty*.

People who DON’T have sex talk about sex waaayyy more than people getting it.

I hope they don’t come back to NY! No one in NY liked them to begin with and I imagine it’s even worse now.

This is so true

That jumped out at me too. I guess some people might not consider Pakistan part of Asia, but they are wrong.