The funny thing is that besides Jackie Chan, he’s the only one that was actually born in Asia.

Meh, that’s within the margin of error.

Lazy.

I feel like she spent more time applying mascara to her left eye than he spent putting that outfit together.

He looks like he should be jumping a fence, fleeing the trailer park, in an old school episode of COPS.

people will still marry them

If liberals love Europe so much, why are they mad at a loving family man who wanted his children to see it for themselves?! Hypocrites.

I’ll do it for 12!

I thought the $15k was shut up and go away money. I know it was for a position in the ‘Trump campaign’, but I figured that was just a way to pay her off. Even if you had to show up, you wouldn’t be in his presence much. Then you just have a sudden case of the shits and lock yourself in the restroom. It would be better…

Ya’know, I look at these people and think “I would never do that, the money can’t be worth it.” Then I see an actual number and... well it turns out maybe I’m a man-whore after all.

“The more I think about it I was like, ‘Ew.’ I was just, I had death in me.”

Soros can’t beat that!

I’d be willing to say I would, until I had something juicy, anyway.

I’m surprised GOP men aren’t all dressing like Donnie now, baggy suits, long red ties, the golf clothes, to prove their allegiance.

I’m from Nebraska and some very close family friends have known his parents since childhood. That area of Nebraska isn’t really crazy fundie land (I live in TX, I know crazy fundie), most people around there are run of the mill Methodists and Lutherans. The college he went to was a Lutheran college. My friends are…

Tiffany still trades on the Trump name to her own benefit. She supported her father during the campaign and has never denounced anything he and his other kids have done. This fantasy that she’s a Trump disruptor needs to be put to bed. Melania and Tiffany aren’t victims or saviours, the joke isn’t funny anymore.

Among tomorrow’s Trump Toilet Tweets:

It seems like we might need a new first lady sooner rather than later.

And he looks like he doesn’t put any effort into sex. I do not get the sex appeal with that fleabag.

Ooh! Didn’t he luck out because Joe Simpson was a DICK and told Jessica Simpson not to sign a pre-nup because 98 Degrees was doing much better financially than she was but then Newlyweds happened and she became a goddamn EMPIRE and had to give him half of everything?