How do they know it’s not the antichrist?

Sarah Huckabee’s husband runs off with Meghan McCain’s husband is now my dream 2020 story.

According to Chris Christie, Eric is the smart one.  So take that for what it is worth.

GOP: “They can’t believe, that even in 2019, someone still values their relationship with their wife and upholds their Christian Faith.”

“Gas station towns” is not a phrase I was familiar with.  I really like it.  Will use.

That’s not how your peasant butt works, Gwen has a very sensitive ass.

You left out the biggest news of the day. Tammy’s getting hitched, y’all!

I think these people are starring in a movie they are playing in their heads where they are super heroes saving the world.  It must be fun for them, for the rest of us not so much.

Ah, yes, and “breaks her silence.”

I think I’m just going to straight up start murdering people for using the phrase “clap back.”  Really I see no other course.

Neither Melanie nor Ivanka do anything gross like menstruate or cough.   Duh.

Apparently even being fabulously wealthy may not buy you great boobs.

You’re supposed to enjoy that in private, Karen!

I frequently confuse Libertarian and Librarian when reading causing me to temporarily direct my ire on some poor librarians.  Even their name sucks.

Paris Hilton should henceforth always be referred to as “Trump voter Paris Hilton.”

Stand there and look pretty-all it takes to impress white Christian men.

Do you think Melanie and Mother like each other, or it’s like Nancy and Barbara in the ‘80s?

Tiffany and Barron are making all the decisions.

Someone needs to get their toes sucked by a financial advisor, pronto!

Well, now we know who baby daddy #3 will be, huh?