Like Alec Baldwin says: sit on every chair like I’m sitting on a toilet.

Does Bristol have a new boyfriend yet that she is absolutely, positively not having sex with?

You deserve it Melanie!

Hey, now, don’t insult Serena Joy, she’s no Denise.

People who say “kiddos” are pure monsters.

Tease!

Break-ups between crazies are rough. First Trump and Annie C, now this. Who’s next?

Elizabeth Gilbert “finds love” a lot.  A lot a lot.

Her brother is Truice.  So...

It must be an amazing feeling to think people are so interested in your opinions you should babble that long, tired explanation out. I couldn’t get through it. That level of self-esteem must be incredible. If she could figure out how to bottle and sell that she really could rule the world.

David Mamet is a right wing nut and admirer of Sarah Palin.  If I ever get in trouble I would not want him defending me.

Bald old white guys=evil.  LOL.

You know Stephen Baldwin is shaking down his son-in-law for cash.

Mother stole Kate Middleton’s hair.

Are you saying Individual 1 is not a sociopath?  Show your work.

1. Gritty.

I think your veil size is supposed be in direct proportion to the size of your ego. So...

Pat Robertson has warned that witches will curse your fetus!  Beware people!

Priyanka Chopra is the new Star Jones.

No more free coffee!!!!