There should be an “I” before Fuck Trump.

The only thing worse than celebrities bragging about all the sex they are having, is celebrities bragging about all the sex they are not having.

C’mon Melanie, don’t you want to go back to your life in NY?  Vote Blue.

Wikipedia says he is divorced.  Maybe you got a shot!

A guy who sits on every chair like it’s a toilet. 

I’m so sorry I wanted to remind people that it is more than three, in additional to Lucy, Jackie and Aziz there was Kumail. I thought he should be counted.  I’m so sorry my comment is so upsetting to you. You seem sweet.

I was pointing out that I think this is incorrect.

Kumail Nanjiani?

I really need a Sean Spicer/Kavanaugh sketch.  Make it happen, people!

Didn’t assault anyone. #sad

Men are so lucky, they can dress and groom themselves like they live in a dumpster and people will still love them.

But he’s a good Christian!

Sadly no gator would want to eat that piece of garbage.

Spanky thinks he looks great, the perfect shade of orange!

Mean liberals tricked him into doing all of those things! Poor, innocent lamb.

Why would you turn your cyber-bullying summit in to a joke by having Melanie speak?

For $15,000 a month, I am wiling to keep quiet about this administration.

Oh, joy, more trump voters on TV.

What?  You don’t like panty lines?

I’m surprised GOP men aren’t all dressing like Donnie now, baggy suits, long red ties, the golf clothes, to prove their allegiance.