The owner of the Enquirer is a friend of Trump and has been helping him with friendly stories and attacks on his enemies. Yes, that is where we are.

I like it! One of my favorites:

Yes, there was this lovely Melania fan.

Could have been worse, it could have been Walmart.

What, do you work for CNN? That baby is obviously fake.

“Gymnast cannot read English” might be a better title? LOL.

Melanoma... I am not at all laughing. Oh, god, I’m so immature.

Spending the day golfing is the best gift he could give her. I mean you can’t have a “wonderful day” with him around.

Because woman?

It’s phenomenal!

Trumps, Hiltons and Kardashians are proof there is no god and the universe hates decent people.

And I’ve been embarrassed for years that I quoted Sting in my yearbook...

Umm, do you know how things work in Bellefonte, Kentucky?

Yeah, he sounds like a great dad...

This is a different daughter, I’m not sure if she has spoken out. I would be interested to know what she thinks. But she probably wants to be remembered in the will too.

Remember: Erinn Cosby accused Mike Tyson of attempted rape. Bill didn’t seem that concerned.

They are totally worthless. Donald Trump has one.

In the Trump era, this is the new obligatory response. The new Bugs Bunny saws off Florida, if you will.

Now, why didya have to go and do that? People gotta sleep, dude.

Were do lesbians and virgins get their attitudes? Do tell.