Estimated $3 mil for Trump to spend weekend in Florida. Seems like he plans to go every weekend.

Trump is holding a rally in Florida this weekend. Poor baby, he’s had a rough few weeks.

Seems only fair.

Which one? He has three.

They bond over their inappropriate daughter relationships. It is so sweet!

They bond over their inappropriate daughter relationships. It is so sweet!

Is there no one in Wisconsin that can run against this crap weasel?

Henceforth, Scott Baio should only be referred to as “Chachi.”

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Just a reminder: she named her first child Bluebell Madonna.

The Onion is going to have to change up its game. The entire country is an Onion article now.

Theory: none of the Trumps are actual humans.

How many of those jelly beans will kill you though?

Why did they fire her though? She parroted all their talking points. She’s the perfect see it’s liberals who are racist useful idiot. Has Breitbart hired her yet?

So, do you think she immediately stuffed it in the trash?

Never admit to reading, you lose the base!

I also do not understand the popularity of the Property Brothers. Hating Chip Gaines is actually a popular opinion these days as the Gaineses have been accused of being antigay. They certainly are overexposed. And who the hell wants to live in Waco?

And next on Trump’s agenda is...

Remember when some magazine put the Kardashians on the cover and called them “America’s First Family,” and people freaked out?