tornadosfirstcat
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Supposedly Caitlyn is attending.

She should just go ahead and change it right now.

Trump should get Nickelback to play his inauguration. I bet they’d actually do it, unlike pretty much everyone else they’ve asked.

This man has two daughters. Those poor, poor children.

Could someone make a Ted Cruz collapsing into a pile of cheese gif, please?

You forgot to mention Christian. Remember the Bible series he and his wife Roma Downey produced starring Satan Obama? Yay Christian values!

Geometry was seriously like my worst subject ever, true story.

Ahh. Okay. That makes sense. He married her for her brain. Uh-huh.

#geometry??? So... her butt is symmetrical?

Love to know what the black man on the elevator is thinking. He looks like, seriously, dude, you’re embarrassing.

She’s one of those celebrities who brags about how little she eats to stay thin. She’ll be like: all I eat a day is seven raisins.

That cheap garbage? Nah.  You don’t sell yourself to a gross old man so you can shop at the mall.

I once heard Kate Upton speak on TV. I immediately lost all respect for men.

And when did hotdogs become something perfect people eat?

Drop the “alt.” There is no alt anymore, it’s just the mainstream GOP now.

Got to love those good, Christian values.

The days of the “christian as fuck” president are over. This year alone, they passed over Cruz, Huckabee, Santorum, Carson, Walker, etc., to nominate a guy who had probably never opened a Bible until this year.

Ted Cruz: Still married to my first wife