It’s Tiff Maples. #SNL

I much prefer Queen and prince. LOL.

I’d like to believe “it takes a village” is a Hillary endorsement, but it’s dr. Phil, so...

That little girl will be a commenter here in 10 years telling us about her wingnut parents and the time she was accosted by Trump. Mark my words.

If only that were true, Michael Ian Black, if only that were true.

Be patient. Give him time. Can’t do it all at once.

Being married to Jim Harbaugh will literally make you tear your hair out.

You know Trump forgot to put Tiffany in the will. When he dies Ivanka gets everything.

Does Stacey Dash know she’s been divorced three times?

Son not so lucky.

I’m always reminded of this New Yorker Andy Borowitz headline whenever Megyn Kelly does anything reasonable. I do truly resent it.

Make Breakfast Great Again!

That would kill Jon Voight for sure.

Room or convention center? Room not big enough.

I have amazing cut and paste skills.

DWTS described Rick and Vanilla Ice as having a “bromance” on the show. According to Wikipedia Vanilla Ice has a long history of arrests including two for assaulting his wife. So makes sense.

Of course. He publicly cheated on his second wife Donna Hanover.

I think I watched this show exactly one time. It was about a minister that had a deep, dark secret that he was tortured about and was sure his church would reject him for. Not understanding that this was a ridiculous show I assumed the secret was something that would be controversial. You know that he was gay or…