Print it on a red baseball cap.

CNN is desperately trying to be FOX. Hiring Trump idiots and this guy:

I bet he smells like this.

Of course he does, he takes away the credit cards otherwise.

MRS degree!

He’s not “enforcing” Trump, though. LOL

Excuse me. Then the greatest movie with the greatest song would never have been made. What is wrong with you?

Yep. It’s great! They send out a pig who sends says a bunch of condescending sexist stuff and then the women flirt with him.

The new blonde replacement It Girl should be coming along any day now...

Jimmy Kimmel called it in May:

I can’t find it but Gawker/Jezebel posted a bunch of her social media stuff she wrote about him and if I had not know who she was, I would have thought she was about 16 not 47.

I think you are giving her too much credit. She’s acting like a teenage girl with him. I think this is who she really is.

According to the body language expert, he is trying to push Melania away. Ivanka is his true love, perhaps.

Yep.

Sorry, Kirstie, no amount of pretty hair can make us forget you are a Trump-endorsing Scientologist.

Not me. If you know, you win superfan.

Dear people, stop praising Ted Cruz, what he did was 100% self-serving. He is setting up his next campaign. He has no conscience. Thanks.

It’s not often the WA crazies get national attention, there are so many crazier states. So congrats Susan Hutchison!

I would take your aspiration to be Garry Marshall more seriously if you knew how to spell his name.

No. I think wearing overalls without a shirt would be uncomfortable and weird in actual practice. Padma is a beautiful woman but I really don’t think these are all that flattering on her. Also, do you have any underarm/side boob fat? That does not help either.