tornadosfirstcat
tornadosfirstcat
tornadosfirstcat

You beat me to it! Mine has a quote, though. LOL.

YOUR WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEEDS! MOR! CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s a sign it’s time to quit pimping out your kids, Melissa.

“Professionally.”

When everything is a big mess call a woman.

Getting married for sex always works out well.

I had no idea Jay Cutler was gay, does his wife know?

The new Jeff Tarango.

There is nothing more humble than talking about how humble you are, is there?

Yep. Everyone is so PC these days, that’s why she’s voting for Trump!

I think his people just shove him in a coffin like the vampire he is and then fly him around. He has no idea where he is or how far he has traveled.

Gay or asexual? She is not someone who really gives off a sexual vibe. But I'm a woman so maybe I just don't see it. Not a criticism, just an observation.

How dare you treat Deb this way!

Well, she does have an anchor baby. White people can’t have anchor babies. LOL.

Excuse me, that’s “Little Marco” to you!

Rude. What kind of Canadian is this guy?

When you get old, you get to be super wise. You know, like Morgan Freeman.

I’m old, I remember the TV movie.