Looking pretty dry in here, now that Gawker Media may go belly up.

By the way, this is total sarcasm. I’ve never done that.

Guess this is my last chance to get cigars from Cuba, travel back to my home country of Canada, and then bring them down to the USA to sell them on the black market for 8 times the amount I paid for them.

Shit.

This deserves more stars.

Actually, because the author doesn’t seem to know anything about Japan (otherwise he wouldn’t post such a blindsided statement), I’ll elaborate.

In Osaka, people do not like Otaku’s. The majority of the populace actually abhors Otaku’s. That’s why they relegate them to one small section of the city south of Dotonbori…

5 figures is expensive for a restoration?

Actually, I do agree. The humped wheel wells suggest a shape that is a skin of sorts over the mechanical bits, which would make sense to reduce weight.

WEABOO WEABOO WEABOO!

Ebisu is in a highly radiated zone. There’s a reason it’s so cheap.

Used to be the premiere drifting circuit. Now a few others have eclipsed it.

That car should be driven and every time the engine dies completely, restored again. It should be kept on the road.

Lada Niva’s are beasts off road.

The original F1 had 627HP. Pedantic, I know, but yeah.

Holy shit, you’re actually fucking retarded.

You SHOULD NOT HAVE procreated.

God help us all.

What in the fuck is that last picture? Why does that Accord have downs?

“And while the original NSX may have been a technical marvel in its day, to drive it now serves as reminder of a time when the best cars communicated in analog fashion. They reacted to your inputs. They had a dialogue with you. They became one with you, the driver.

This new NSX asks you to become one with it. To…

“And while the original NSX may have been a technical marvel in its day, to drive it now serves as reminder of a time when the best cars communicated in analog fashion. They reacted to your inputs. They had a dialogue with you. They became one with you, the driver.

Bullshit.

How much did Honda pay you for this garbage?

You’re going to keep us updated? What are you, the news?

Fuck minivans, and fuck you for liking them.

Station Wagons or go home.

Jalopnik pays well, I see.