Isn’t this a fucking car blog?

Hellcat drivers, are, for the most part, idiots.

Every single Hellcat I’ve seen on the road has driven like a moron, and in Markham, I see a lot of them. I had one guy blow past me at no less than 200KM/H on the highway, downshifting as he went by me, after I merged out of the carpool lane into standard rush hour fare…

I’m starring you for this because these people have apparently never seen LA Noire.

One of the most integral aspects of realistic facial graphics is the incorporation of the elasticity of the mouth. This game, like almost all games before it, fails miserably at this. The teeth look clenched, the mouth looks wooden, and…

Doesn’t matter, it’s an automatic.

I actually love you now.

Convertible? Active aero? Automatic? Hybrid?

...NSX?

Fuck, Honda really has lost its way.

So when you write these things, do they pay you by way of flannel shirts and vintage records/spectacles or do they just hire hookers to blow you?

I’d really like to know. I’m looking to become a “tech savvy, young, car enthusiast/editor”.

Also, when you kiss ass, do you do it by way of kneeling down, or do you just lie…

*Bitches into

Stop trying to be so PC and just enjoy the comedic value of your original statement.

I saw this last year while heading to the Toronto Import Car show. Not quite the same, but certainly very rare.

Yeah... this has been known for quite awhile now.

“Back in my day we had roof vents and plexi-NACA ducts!”

Grandpa who lived through the 90's.

You had an iPhone and a DS, and you were complaining about the 6 dollars you had in your pocket?

Wow man. Get a fucking grip.

Vin, do you ever actually do anything except for try to garner stars on Jalopnik yourself?

While the old NSX stood for New Sportscar eXperimental, I think where the original NSX made breakthroughs was in material engineering/tech so as to facilitate the connection between driver and car and not in electronic/computer aided tech to detract from that connection for the sake of speed.

Smoochie smoochie.

You know literally nothing about automotive design if you think this is to the DB9 what the DB6 was to the DB5.

If by sim, you mean “tire scrubbing, snap-oversteering mess”, then yes.

Yeah... this isn’t rare at all in Northern Japan.

Fuck this BS POS movie and everything it stands for.

Any time I read “This”, I instantly cringe. Thanks for my morning cringe.