That car should be driven and every time the engine dies completely, restored again. It should be kept on the road.

Lada Niva’s are beasts off road.

The original F1 had 627HP. Pedantic, I know, but yeah.

Holy shit, you’re actually fucking retarded.

You SHOULD NOT HAVE procreated.

God help us all.

What in the fuck is that last picture? Why does that Accord have downs?

“And while the original NSX may have been a technical marvel in its day, to drive it now serves as reminder of a time when the best cars communicated in analog fashion. They reacted to your inputs. They had a dialogue with you. They became one with you, the driver.

This new NSX asks you to become one with it. To…

“And while the original NSX may have been a technical marvel in its day, to drive it now serves as reminder of a time when the best cars communicated in analog fashion. They reacted to your inputs. They had a dialogue with you. They became one with you, the driver.

Bullshit.

How much did Honda pay you for this garbage?

You’re going to keep us updated? What are you, the news?

Fuck minivans, and fuck you for liking them.

Station Wagons or go home.

Jalopnik pays well, I see.

Isn’t this a fucking car blog?

Hellcat drivers, are, for the most part, idiots.

Every single Hellcat I’ve seen on the road has driven like a moron, and in Markham, I see a lot of them. I had one guy blow past me at no less than 200KM/H on the highway, downshifting as he went by me, after I merged out of the carpool lane into standard rush hour fare…

I’m starring you for this because these people have apparently never seen LA Noire.

One of the most integral aspects of realistic facial graphics is the incorporation of the elasticity of the mouth. This game, like almost all games before it, fails miserably at this. The teeth look clenched, the mouth looks wooden, and…

Doesn’t matter, it’s an automatic.

I actually love you now.

Convertible? Active aero? Automatic? Hybrid?

...NSX?

Fuck, Honda really has lost its way.

So when you write these things, do they pay you by way of flannel shirts and vintage records/spectacles or do they just hire hookers to blow you?

I’d really like to know. I’m looking to become a “tech savvy, young, car enthusiast/editor”.

Also, when you kiss ass, do you do it by way of kneeling down, or do you just lie…

*Bitches into

Stop trying to be so PC and just enjoy the comedic value of your original statement.

I saw this last year while heading to the Toronto Import Car show. Not quite the same, but certainly very rare.