Fun fact:

Anyone who stances their car is an idiot. I don’t mind being called out for this statement.

Whoever asked this is a complete moron.

You’re an idiot and not a car guy.

I’m physically torn. I’ve never felt so much sadness in knowing that these will become progressively more and more rare as they rust out on/off the roads.

Truly an end of an era.

“I would not be surprised at all if we hear of his resignation by the end of the Japanese business day today.”

Also known as 4 hours ago.

Noo... it was a weather balloon.

Come on.

Obviously.

If this makes you sick, you need to man the fuck up.

Dude you’re being a lousy SJW. Step your game up bro.

SJW!

Jesus fuck Tavarish you just earned my respect in one small post.

Touche.

There’s an insult we’ve never heard before.

This is what you’re turning Jalopnik into with your drivel.

How big is that lipstick mark you leave on Jason’s ass?

DUDE WHAT KIND OF HIPSTER ARE YOU? FASCIST REPUBLICAN!!

- Jalopnik Staff

Please don’t.

I love me some JT.

Gawker Media as a whole is SJW.

Cause Jason is special. HE DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE EVERY OTHER BOY!!

Actually it’s a trait of something outside of their control, such as enhanced levels of estrogen in the womb/food they eat growing up.

But try not to talk about that shit here. Nobody likes someone who speaks their mind and doesn’t fit in with everyone else...