Whoa pal, don’t defy Jalopnik! You’ll get grayscaled bro. GRAY. SCALED. And then what? Then your opinion won’t matter for shit, that’s what.

Don’t be too advanced now. You might be labeled a traitor!

What’s it like to be SOOOOO Edgy, Jason? Do you go to sleep with a photo of Bernie under your pillow?

You’re happy to see the demise of the sedan over the rise of the SUV/CUV?

And you’re an editor in chief to a car website?

Jesus fuck you’re pathetic. Do you get cucked for fun? What kind of car guy are you?

Holy shitballs.

Did you crash it?

Good one.

“The Volvo wasn’t quiet as quiet as the rest”

The jeans are 700 CAD.

700 CAD.

I need to sit down.

Just like GM, you’ll be booted from this one too.

Excellent track record you’re making for yourself Patrick. I love the new Jalopy Enquirer.

They have more money than you. You’re making a fool of yourself.

What a stupid fucking design concept.

I strongly disagree.

The DB9 could have held on for a long long time. It’s breathtakingly a stunning machine.

Especially the years when it was produced as the Virage pre the DB9 facelift- it just exudes elegance and well-defined, chiseled character.

** Taillights.

“Gorgeous” is subjective.

This guy gives car guys a bad name.

You’re right. IGN is a lot better.

It looks like the 90's Viper Defender had sex with an Aston Martin One-77 and this was the result.

From my understanding there is still a dedicated Buddhist sub-culture called Shugendo, based off of ancient Pre-Shinto teachings of Tao, within Northern Japan, where monks still practice the fine arts of Shinobi.

Yeah but what if I order a 10 dollar pie and tip $5 cause it’s so nasty out?

Oh man this comment made my fucking week.