Hyundai Pony.

Spec c Type RA-R?

How about the Spirit R Type RA?

Or the V-Spec II... N1?

Or the Gran Turismo Sport Venom 800 Twin Turbo?

Cause that’s just how my numbnuts roll.

I would totally drive this. I saw a couple Mitsuoka Orochi’s in Japan.

At first, I thought it was hideous. Then I saw one in a deep metallic brown with a pumpkin spice interior, and I fell in love.

This reminds me of a BMW Art car. It’s something I definitely find attractive.

Seriously Torch, the shit you come up with...

Unparalleled.

“Enormous center console.”
“You will feel like King Of The Road with that Cummins at your feet.”

This is everything that’s wrong with modern pickups encapsulated in summation.

I own an iPhone and I don’t get this reference. Are we somehow segregating against certain people who own certain phones?

So say an asteroid were to hit earth and wipe away all of earths civilization. Would the moon technically be... just fine?

They deserve all the hate they get.

“He’s a man”.

Your logic is infallible.

Why are the headlights so high?

Anyone who races on a public road deserves what’s coming to them.

The Veloster is the worst modern car I’ve ever driven.

No rearward visibility. Zero headroom for anyone over 5’9. Horrible manual transmission. Mad torque steer. Cheap Interior. 2 doors on only one side (what is this, a Saturn?!) and a wheezing, ungainly drivetrain that hates its job.

I would not recommend this car, to…

You’re killing the used performance car market Travis. Why don’t you do yourself a favour and self-destruct, like one of the SMG’s or rods fitted to these cars.

Except it cost a heck of a lot more than $500 to do it. So, you know, lies.

I’d throw molotov’s into your gated community.

That’s quite the receeding hairline cover up.

Put him next to a Ferrari F40 and see what happens.

You know what’s more difficult? Doing this with a practically bone stock HCR32 Skyline.

This did it for me...