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The NA1 NSX.

... is the biggest lump ever.

This is a nice design.

Here’s my idea for a popemobile.

The hatch is removed and replaced with a huge bulletproof canopy. Ingress and egress is easy - just lift up and get in. Not too unlike a choir boys robe.

Mirrors are increased in size so that driver can see over the canopy and the pontiff.

Performance is good - 320 blazing horsepower on

Nervously, I slowed down in the giant braking area and pulled around to the booth where the drag strip worker gives you a printout of the time. And it was…

True story:

Once you learn how to drift, and you get it down, then it’s easy to replicate in almost any RWD, manual car. In automatic cars with RWD and lots of power, it’s just a matter of doing a feint or power’ing over. In an AWD car, the handbrake needs to be cranked, or the car needs massive power coming out of a

At least we know what his next career move will be...

My God, I may actually try to buy this.

Sh...Shut... Up... Richard.

Wow, Enzo Ferrari was a real pervert, huh?

Or later, when, then, I left a message... 2, 4, 9er, 5, 6, 7, 8 ...


And this is the Mercedes AMG GT:

That’s one confused Mercedes. Smooth.

I don’t need to drive one to know that I’ll barely be able to see out of it and that it’ll have too much power.

Your name says it all.

Also, not a great car. It’s a fat fucking car with minimal visibility and too much HP.

If I had committed fraud and sold people something that didn’t come with everything I had promised, then I would deserve it.

Do you realize how high 15% is on a $50,000 car?

$7500.

Do you realize how many Porsche’s were sold last year?

189,900.

That’s 1,424,500,000 dollars.

And that’s on the most minimum price of Porsche. Usually it’s closer to double that price, or, about 3 billion dollars USD.

Then if you take Audi and Bentley, and put them

Yep.

Dude, the car is FAT.

Massive blindspots: Check
Automatic transmission: Check
Slim greenhouse with an inability to see out of the car in full: Check
Center console that sits massively in between the driver and the passenger a la a Hummer H1: Check

3600lbs for a car I can barely see out of?

No thanks.

VW runs Porsche, Audi, Bentley, and Bugatti. With exception to Bugatti, I’d be willing to bet that the profit margins on the former brands are simply MASSIVE.

They can more than likely afford to whether out the storm, but I think they need to seriously reconsider how they approach the American marketplace, because