this is good kinja. well done.

Drapes, don’t lie — Marchman wrote this list, right? That’s the only possible explanation for how utterly, horrifyingly WRONG it is. #teamkourt #thelord4eva

This is cute now, but just wait until Mama Bear comes charging in from centerfield and mauls Kris Bryant for getting between her and her cubs.

I haven’t stopped laughing at this

(Credit: O-Deck’s speccy4i)

Actually, I think he’s completely woke. It is a double standard. No woman or man should be subject to catcalling.

It’s like a mean girls dogpile and kind of strikes me as unprofessional all around.

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

as of right now, there are at least 12 of us who are sitting in that handbasket headed for hell along with you.

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig

She’s wearing a full gown.

Plus, those Walgreens commercials? Oh baby, point me to the Family Planning aisle. That’s MY Corner of Happy and Healthy.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Wait, WHAT. He danced to Closer??? I can't believe I never knew this. Kids, you are going to bed early tonight, mama has a movie to watch ...

EVERYONE POST YOUR GYM JAMZ
I need a new playlist and am so uninspired! I kicked off just about every run in 2010 w. Tell ‘Em, so I feel like this is the place to ask.

No one cares about your stupid boner.

It also diminishes the scariness of actual poison, like cyanide, which is found in apple seeds.