Don’t be so harsh! He only had 20 minutes to put together a suit from materials he found in an abandoned room of a country club.

I’m imagining that he set his camera on Stonehenge and set the timer for the picture. I don’t know why that makes me giggle.

Baby has to eat

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

I genuinely do not understand the last half of your last paragraph. If you’d ever worked in a restaurant, you’d realize that your story reads like a parody of what a terrible customer would say.

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

What you said just comes across as really condescending and privileged. Not everyone has the time/money/opportunities to advance a career. Most of the time if people are working minimum wage jobs it has nothing to do with a lack of “aspirations” and it really ignorant of you to assume otherwise.

Ken Marino is kind of a stealth fox, isn’t he? He’s so absurdly, ridiculously funny that you sometimes forget that he is 100% bangable.

Striking, really.

They could also do a “Get to know the players” section where you get to see which players have charges for violence against women

I can no longer tolerate the besmirching of Fran Fine’s reputation. Mr. Sheffield was VERY single and it is incredible he resisted the dulcet tones of Flushing’s Songbird for that many seasons.

Intestinal parasites from undercooked pork?

But why didn’t they even try to make the set look like the original set? The front door isn’t even on the correct side of the living room.

Thank goodness the guy didn’t have money, or they’d never have been able to tell if he intended to pay or not. Seriously, the kill kit should have been enough evidence by itself that he didn’t plan to pay.

ACCIO BONERZZZZZ: Neville Longbottom (Matthew Lewis) just popped his top off for you

Pretty sure Game of Thrones has demonstrated more guts in killing off its characters than any other show to date... that’s kinda its main thing.

GET OUT

i have a p long scare on my forearm.

Yes! This happens to me on my phone all the time. I’ll click on the post I want to read and then suddenly everything moves down and it’s like, “Ha Ha, J/K motherfucker, you just clicked an ad!” Gawker & Co have to being doing that on purpose right?