You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

So when does Houston sign him?

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

A liberal who cancels is a walking contradiction. 

Coca- Park was the first of HOK Sport’s retro-classic ballparks, a format perfected with Oriole Park at Camden Yards and then went downhill from there.

Is this Hamilton Nolan’s burner account?

Is it possible he uses the savings to get himself a better hairpiece?

I hate the damn Cardinals, but this is the one thing I will for sure never forget about Albert Pujols:

“Oak, I swear on my father's grave that you do NOT want to fuck with these guys.”

I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

Pens fan here. Glad to see Ovi get the cup. I always said how it would be a damned crime if Ovi, one of the greatest to play the game, ended up as another Ken Griffey Jr., or Barry Sanders, or Dan Marino. He deserves to bask in the glory of lord stanley. Good year caps, now you have to defend the cup, let’s see how…

I’m a Leafs fan, and a good Canadian boy that grew up in a time before Don Cherry was universally understood to be a jingoistic buffoon. I’ve always reserved the special places in my hockey fan heart for Canadian players. Ovi changed all that. Russians were supposed to be soft, but they were also supposed to be…

I’m a Flyer’s fan and yeah. I was pretty darn happy he finally won one. I was going to turn it off before the Cup parade but I’m glad I didn’t. The pure joy on his face was worth the extra 30-45 minutes of sleep I lost.

I’m a Bruins fan but man do I love Ovi. I love his game, love his passion, love his physicality (remember when Russian goal scorers were thought to be soft? Ovi was never soft). He’s such an incredible player and his emotion is always so clear. I’m so damn happy for the guy to get his name on the Cup.

They are a little obsessive. What doesn’t make sense to me is there is an almost endless list of people MORE obnoxious than Bill in sports media.

I’d rather read “A Brief History of Deadspin Whining about Bill Simmons”, but I guess that wouldn’t be brief at all.

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

It’snort every day you can bring in this kind of talent to lead a growing business.

Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Bumbler.

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